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Sometimes a short sentence and a joke can show your wit and charm. The following is a short cold joke and brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Jokes, brain teasers, sharing

Sometimes a short sentence and a joke can show your wit and charm. The following is a short cold joke and brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Jokes, brain teasers, sharing

Sometimes a short sentence and a joke can show your wit and charm. The following is a short cold joke and brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Short joke, brain teaser 1 ~ 15

1. Blue knife and blue gun

A sword is not as good as a sword, Blue.

2. The man in the golden dress

Make a name for yourself.

The number "3" did a somersault on the road, and then another somersault.

: Three transgressions twice

A dog stopped barking after crossing the wooden bridge. Why?

Read a book and never forget it.

5. The eleventh book

An incredible book.

6. Cattle, pigs, dogs and sheep race. After crossing the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep didn't breathe. Why?

Be proud. The sheep are not breathing.

7. A bee stung the calendar

Wind bees and sunshine calendar

8. A bear is coming.

Come prepared, the bear is coming.

9. A sheep is called an eagle.

Yang Yang fed Yin Ying by phone.

10. What kind of bat doesn't have to rest?

Untouched bat

1 1. The mobile phone can't be adjusted to the toilet. Why?

The machine can't lose moisture.

12. A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

Gunfire and eggs

13. Eat with chopsticks

Chopsticks are roasted to the population.

14 There are ten sheep, nine of which are squatting in the sheepfold and have been squatting in the pigsty.

A sheep squatted in the wrong place.

15 days, this is the only one in the whole area who hasn't installed a phone yet.

Great, there is no phone.

Short jokes and brain teasers 16 ~ 30

16. Why did the hat turn over when it was dirty?

Zhang Guanli wears a stolen crown belt.

17 Xiaoyu's mother said Xiaoyu's father was impotent.

Dad can't stop.

18. Magic soap made from pig liver and bear bile

Soap cures liver and gallbladder.

19. Cows are called calves when they are young. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young?

Son of a bitch turtle

20. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

antibiotic

2 1. Why don't fireworks hit stars?

Because the stars will "flash"

22. What should I call a woman who has been divorced many times?

Give up all previous achievements.

23. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

Because the truth is as white as white.

24. Who will be eliminated when wolves, tigers and lions play games?

Kill Momotaro the Wolf.

25. Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

Robot cat. Because he always gives people round hands!

26. Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat!

Why: Because he can't see his fingers. ...

27. What do African cannibals eat?

People!

Then one day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

Vegetable eater!

Is there anything that can be typed easily and will be very comfortable?

doze off

What is not illegal to steal?

laugh to oneself

30 Mayflowers and lilies haven't given birth yet?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper has no children.

3 1 Which anime character is the fattest?

Peter Pan → Because fat flies, fat Peter Pan.

Short joke brain teaser 3 1 ~ 50

Who can whistle when brushing your teeth?

People with false teeth

Why was Xiao Ming killed?

Isolation is a beauty's bathroom.

What should I do at 12 pm?

Cramming → because cramming at zero hour.

Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom?

Grandpa → Because every night I think of my mother's words, my tears are shining. .......

Which river is the most insidious?

Rhine-Rhine

Why don't temples be built in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in the south.

There are two sisters in conjoined twins. One is Mary. What's the other person's name?

Marilyn → Because Marilyn even Marilyn.

How can I find the lost thumbtack at once?

Bare feet

What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Write a blackmail letter

4 1 kitten, dog and chicken, who was the first to be called up to endorse?

Puppy → because Wang Wang Xianbei carries his back first.

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th?

Sink into the bottom of the river

Under what circumstances will 43 people be tearing their hair out?

cremate

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together?

alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?

Chickens lay eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up?

No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin installed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why?

Don't really love her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for?

have a dream

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why?

Black chicken, black chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night and find that you forgot your keys and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish?

I forgot to lock the door.

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