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Who can give me an English short play? Any theme will do! ! thank you !

English short play

In the first class,

The first scene is in class.

Teacher: Hello, class! Class begins now! The results of the last exam came out. Now let me read: Xiao Jing scored the highest, with 99 points. Good boy, keep trying next time! Bear also made progress, 96 points; Xiao Qiang is also good, 92 points! Kangfu! Come here! What did you eat? Fail again, 59.5 points! When are you over sixty? There will be an exam this afternoon. How many points can I get?

Teacher: Good morning, girls and boys. Class begins now! I have the score of the last exam. I'm reading now. Xiao Jing is the highest, 99. So smart, you should continue to work hard. Nobita, you have made some progress. Xiao Qiang is also good, 92! Confucius! Come on! What did you do? You lost again, 59.5! When will you exceed 60 points? We will have another exam this afternoon. How many points can you get?

Kang: Sorry, sir! I don't want this either!

Kangfu: Sorry, sir. I don't like this.

Teacher: Class is over. I hope everyone can study hard and not learn Camfrog.

Teacher: Class is over. I hope everyone will work hard and not learn kung fu.

Jing: Kangfu, I will never talk to you again. You fail every time!

Xiaojing: Kangfu, I won't be with you anymore. You are a loser every time.

John, Bear: Xiaojing, come with us and leave Camfrog alone!

Xiao Qiang and Nobita: Xiaojing, let's go. Stop playing kung fu!

Kang: No, Xiao Jing, I will do well in the exam next time. Don't ignore me! I'm so pathetic!

Kangfu: Please, Xiao Jing. I will be better next time. Please don't leave me. I'm so pathetic.

The second scene is at home

The second scene is at home

Tinker bell: Kangfu, you're back! ! !

Dingdong: Kangfu, you're back! ! !

Kang: Help me! I failed in the exam, and my teachers and classmates laughed at me. What do you think I should do? There will be another exam this afternoon. If you have anything good for me, let me get a good grade in the exam, or Xiao Jing will never talk to me again! !

Kangfu: Dingdong, you should help me! I failed the exam. Teachers and classmates laugh at me. Please tell me what to do! This afternoon, we will have another exam! Do you have anything that can help me get high marks? Otherwise, Xiao Jing will leave me forever. Got it!

Tinker bell: No.

Dingdong: No way!

Tinker bell: no, no, it's a bad thing. I can't help it!

Dingdong: No, no. This is not good for you. I can not help you with anything.

Kang: Tinker Bell, can I beg you? If you don't help me, I will die!

Kangfu: Dingdong, I beg you. Please ... If you don't help me, I will go to hell.

Tinker bell: OK, OK, I'll help you! Here you are! This is memory bread! Cover it with paper, eat it, and remember whatever you want!

Tinker bell: OK, OK. I will help you. I see. This is memory bread. Put it on the book. Then finish it. This way, you can remember what you want!

Kang: So amazing? But I won't do that much. How can I finish printing one?

Kangfu: It's amazing! But there are so many things I don't know. How can I cover everything with one dress?

Tinker bell: Don't worry, I have a lot here!

Dingdong: Don't worry. I have more.

Kang: Ding-ding, that's very kind of you! I love you so much!

Kangfu: Dingdong, you are great! I love you so much!

Dingdong: Eat quickly and I'll print it out for you!

Dingdong: Hurry up. I'm printing for you.

Kang: This one needs printing, and this one needs printing! I'm so full that I can't eat any more!

Kangfu: This should be printed. And that! Oh, I'm so full that I can almost eat it.

Dingdong: No, you must eat, or you will fail the exam again!

Dingdong: Please. You should do it. Otherwise, you won't do well in the exam.

Kang: My stomach is so bloated. I'm going to school. I'm leaving. Goodbye!

Kangfu: My stomach is full. I have to go to school. Bye.

Tinker bell: Goodbye, and I wish you good results in the exam!

Dingdong: Goodbye. Good luck.

In the third exam,

Scene 3 during the exam

Teacher: Hello, class, now prepare for the exam! And we will correct the papers on the spot! Are you ready?

Teacher: Good afternoon, class. Now we are preparing for the exam. At the same time, we will check the newspaper. Are you ready?

Student: OK!

Student: OK.

Bear: The worst thing this time must be Camfrog!

Nobita: This time, the last one must be Kangfu again.

Xiao Qiang: Of course, of course!

Xiao Qiang: Sure.

Jing: Kangfu, what's the matter with you?

Jing: Confucius, what's the matter?

Kang: Xiao Jing, you have to trust me. Hum, I must be the first in our class this time!

Kangfu: Xiaojing, you must believe me. Well, I must be the first in our class this time.

Student: How is that possible? That's funny!

Student: No way! You're just kidding.

Teacher: OK, you have all the papers. Let's start answering them!

Teacher: OK. Now you all have newspapers. Let's start!

Teacher: Time is up. Prepare to hand in the paper.

Teacher: Time is up. Please hand in your papers.

Announce the score of the fourth inning

Score game 4

Teacher: Now I'm going to read the music! The highest score in our class is ... which I didn't expect. Of course, as a teacher, I feel very happy: Kangfu, 100!

Teacher: Now I'm looking at your score! The highest is ... Oh, I don't understand. But, of course, as a teacher, I feel great. Kangfu, 100.

Student: No way. How could he get 100?

Student: No way! He can get a score of 100!

Kang: I said I could get the first place in the exam. Don't you believe me?

Kangfu: I have already said that I will be the first. But why don't you believe me! !

Xiaojing: Kangfu, you are great. I like you so much!

Xiaojing: Kangfu, you are so smart. I like you very much.