Classic hilarious joke

Lao Wang and Lao Zheng are good friends.

One day, Lao Wang was scolded by his wife, and he dared not refute it; Lao Zheng knows this joke.

He:

"Hey, waste you are a man, but also afraid of his wife; People call me a cat,

But my wife sees me like a tiger! "

Lao Zheng's wife heard this in the house and ran out angrily, holding Lao Zheng in one hand.

Ear, drink a way:

"You are a tiger. What am I? "

Lao Zheng suddenly collapsed and mumbled, "You ... you are Song Wu!"

A gentleman went to drink coffee. After only two drinks, he found a fly in the cup.

"Hello, waiter," cried the gentleman. "There are flies in the coffee."

"Flies? That is absolutely impossible! " The waiter said, "To tell you the truth,

I picked out all the flies before I brought them to you! "

Three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as things were served, they found that there was no money.

The tortoise said: I am the oldest, of course, I don't have to go back to withdraw money.

The tortoise said: it is most suitable to send a small tortoise.

The little turtle said, I can go back and get the money, but after I leave, none of you can touch my cake! The tortoise and the tortoise promised, and the little tortoise left.

Because their bellies were empty, the tortoise quickly ate up his cake. However, the little turtle has been missing for a long time. On the third day, the tortoise was so hungry that they all said, let's eat the tortoise's share.

Just as they were about to start eating, the little turtle's voice came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" " "