Can you give me some hilarious jokes or prank questions?

Xiaoming's mother and father are going to travel. Before leaving, her mother said to Xiaoming, "Son, what if someone comes to ask your father?"? You said you were traveling. Ask your mother? You said you were traveling with dad. What if I ask your pig? You said burned to death. If you ask your pigsty (Juan)? You just said that the war was over.

Then my mother left. Two days later, a man came and said, where's your pig, little friend? Xiao Ming said: I went to travel. The man asked again, where is your pigsty? Xiaoming said: I travel with pigs. The man asked: Where is your father? Xiao Ming said: burn to death! The man asked again, where is your mother? Xiao Ming said: all the soldiers and horses are useless.

Play tricks on people

If you run on the road, you will run faster and faster. Finally met a mad dog, there are three choices.

Answer: You are worse than an animal.

Run as fast as a bear. Answer: You are just an animal.

C: You run slower than a bear. Answer: You are worse than an animal.

I'm exhausted. Sorry, landlord. That's all I know. I think this is the best.

For viewing only, no imitation is allowed.

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