What are the jokes and stories about human excrement? I will tell them in class.

A long time ago, there was a very poor rich man who had a sore in his mouth. Many doctors couldn't cure the disease, so he offered a reward, saying that whoever could cure his disease would satisfy his wish. That day, a man dressed as a farmer came to the rich man's door and said that he could cure his illness, so he gave him a pack of powder. After eating it, he really got better, so the rich man said, what's your wish? I can satisfy you, only to see that man smile, and you eat shit sometimes! !

Human white: it is gray-white amorphous flake or flake condensed in urinal or urinal, washed and dried to clear heat and reduce fire; Stop bleeding and remove blood stasis. Main lung flaccidity, fatigue and heat; Hematemesis; Bleeding; Sore throat; Epiphysis; Mouth sore; Humidity suppuration; burn