Ask a few jokes about Xiaoming.

You can make fun of people or things in Xiao Ming's time.

0 1 Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing? A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

Xiaoming lives in 13 floor. Every day when he goes home, he takes the elevator on the 12 floor and then takes the stairs to go home. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming is not tall enough, press13rd floor.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

04

One day, Mr. Wang found his 5-year-old son Xiaoming acting a little strange. Towards evening, he stood by the window waving his hand, as if he were still mumbling.

Mr. Wang walked quietly behind Xiao Ming, but he heard Xiao Ming say, "Goodbye, goodbye ..." Mr. Wang looked out of the window, but no one was there.

It's been like this for several days in a row. At this time, Xiao Ming stood at the window, repeating the words that made Mr. Wang creepy.

Finally, Mr. Wang couldn't help it. He called his son over. "Xiao Ming, who are you saying goodbye to at this time?"

"Grandpa." Xiao Ming looks naive.

Mr. Wang's scalp is fried. "Which ... which father-in-law?"

"Grandpa Sun ~"

05

Xiaoming went to the clinic and prescribed three doses of Viagra. The doctor asked him why he drove so much. Xiaoming proudly told the doctor that three beautiful women came to see him tonight and he wanted them to die. The doctor was envious and told him to take it before the beautiful woman came, which was better. The next day, Xiao Ming came to the clinic again. The reason is that his shoulder is dislocated. The doctor was puzzled and asked if it was so intense last night. Little Ming Dow: No, they didn't come last night ...