Funny cross talk between two people

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's "New Night Journey"

Guo: The show is one after another

Yu: Yes

Guo: They went down to take a rest and invited Teacher Yu Qian up

Yu: You're welcome

Guo: Everyone likes Teacher Yu Qian very much

Yu: You praise me

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Guo: I want to ask you a question, can I be happy?

Yu: Everyone has the right to be happy

Guo: I think if someone bullies me, can I say something?

Yu: Of course. . Who bullied you?

Guo: Actually I don’t like to say these words

Yu: Really

Guo: But it is true recently. . . . . well!

Yu: Tell me what happened?

Guo: Beijing has the second ring road, the third ring road, the fourth ring road, and the fifth ring road. It was not so convenient before. Of course, there are sometimes traffic jams

Yu: What's wrong

Guo: Then I have a little question. Take the Second Ring Road, for example. Can anyone take the Second Ring Road?

Yu: Of course, anyone can take the Second Ring Road

Guo: I want this from you

Yu: Ah

Guo: Anyone can take the second ring road, right?

Mom: Yes! Anyone can take the second ring!

Guo: You all heard it! He said it

Yu: It won’t work if I say it, I’m not from the Ministry of Transportation! Everyone knows that you can take the second ring!

Guo: Does it have anything to do with identity?

Yu: No

Guo: Does it have anything to do with academic qualifications?

Yu: These are not even close to each other

Guo: Does it have anything to do with money?

Yu: These are two different things!

Guo: (then immediately) Okay! ! !

Yu: I was shocked! What do you want?

Guo: I want this from you~!

Yu: What does this sentence mean?

Guo: For example, there is a rich man in the world who took advantage of tens of billions

Yu: Ah

Guo: He was walking on the Second Ring Road Is it possible?

Yu: You can leave without charge!

Guo: OK. Is it okay for a person who comes to a house and takes advantage of it for only ten yuan, or a person who is so poor that he can't live anymore, and takes the second ring road?

Yu: Don’t let him pay and leave anyway

Guo: Sure! good! Land, part east, west, north and south; people, regardless of gender, old or young.

Everyone can take the second ring road, why can’t I take the second ring road?

Yu: You can’t take the second ring road?

Guo: Does this count as bullying?

Yu: That’s a bit too much!

Guo: Why can’t I take the second ring road? Right? I can avoid the car and walk, you drive yours

Yu: Just wait a while

Guo: It's my business to be killed

Yu: Stop talking

Guo: I’m just happy to go the wrong way, do you care?

Yu: What a mess!

Guo: Let’s reason! Do you know?

Yu: That makes sense! Just wait a moment! Oh, are you walking to the Second Ring Road by yourself?

Guo: I always asked if I could take the second ring road

Yu: Aren’t you trying to get around people?

Guo: I’m happy, I told you so!

Yu: Whether you like it or not, if someone bumps into you, they will be responsible!

Guo: I want to be the "Second Ring Thirteenth Man"! Why not?

Yu: "Thirteenth Lang of the Second Ring Road" drives a car!

Guo: I will try to walk around in thirteen days!

Yu: Then you must die of exhaustion

Guo: Bully me!

Yu: This is not bullying you!

Guo: Won’t you let me go? Is it okay to drive?

Yu: If you want to drive, then let me go

Guo: Can you drive?

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Yes, right? I’ve seen people riding motorcycles on the second ring road

Yu: You can go on it too!

Guo: Can I do it?

Yu: You can also ride a motorcycle!

Guo: OK! good! It’s not in vain that I hurt you!

Yu: What kind of words are these!

Guo: Your words touched my heart!

Yu: Don’t always talk to me

Guo: Do ??you support me?

Yu: If you want to drive, I will support you!

Guo: Do ??you support driving a motorcycle?

Yu: No problem!

Guo: That’s all! What about a biological son? Is it right?

Yu: That’s outrageous! Do whatever you like, don't drag me! Can it be done?

Guo: I’ll buy a motorcycle!

Yu: You buy it

Guo: I buy a motorcycle! Hahaha

Yu: How much will it cost if you buy it?

Guo: How much will it cost? I can’t tell you that.

Yu: What brand is that?

Guo: What brand? I haven’t gotten up yet, no, I haven’t learned a foreign language! I can't tell you how to spell it! It’s the imported one!

Yu: Oh, from abroad

Guo: Yes! The imported ones all have foreign characters. I don’t understand this. Let’s tell the truth. I haven’t gone to school. Isn’t that a shame?

Yu: It doesn’t matter, you can buy whatever you want

Guo: A motorcycle imported from abroad

Yu: Oh

Guo: People say that good motorcycles are cheaper than cars

Yu: Of course

Guo: This is a pretty good car for me

Yu: Well, that’s good

Guo: It’s also the kind of car that others collect

Yu: Oh, it’s still a classic car! When was this car?

Guo: It seems to be left behind by Soviet experts when they retreated

Yu: Oops! ! ! How old is this car?

Guo: After this car came, ha! This car is all over the floor, did you know?

Yu: There are parts! Did you buy it in bulk?

Guo: It’s scattered!

Yu: Then how do you do it?

Guo: Save! Put them together

Yu: screw it on

Guo: Some screws, screw them on; some take wires and put them on the swim bladder;

Yu: Ha

Guo: Some people take shoelaces and tie them up

Yu: Oops! Can it be strong?

Guo: Almost the same.

After finishing the fight, I left it here. A friend came to visit and said, "Hey, Transformers?"

Yu: Oh, what's the look in this person's eyes!

Guo: Look, a motorcycle!

Yu: Yeah, motorcycle

Guo: He was happy after that,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Oops , Hahaha, really, your introduction really looks like it!

Yu: Okay, I don’t even know what it is if I don’t tell you

Guo: Oh, that’s great! This is okay

Yu: Can you get on now?

Guo: I have a motorcycle

Yu: What kind of car is this

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Guo: But according to legend, motorcycles must also have a brand

Yu: What kind of car must not have a license plate

Guo: I went to them, to the police Uncle

Yu: Get a brand

Guo: Give me a brand

Yu: Okay

Guo: I am happy, but I can’t get it !

Yu: What?

Guo: It’s okay if you are killed.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: If your car breaks up, it will easily hurt the people.

Yu: Hey, okay! Things fly out when it hits.

Guo: Don't splash us. Oh, don't you think this is bullying?

Yu: This is not bullying, you know, your car was shattered!

Guo: There is no brand. Can I find someone to draw one?

Yu: Draw a fake sign?

Guo: We have friends!

Yu: Who will do this for you?

Guo: There is a man named Hou Zhen! I always like to say: Is that true? Is that true? Is that true?

Yu: Oh, okay, okay! I know it's him!

Guo: Hey! ! Lord! He is good at drawing. He once drew a portrait for me! Many people said they liked Kim Jung Eun after watching it!

Yu: Who is this?

Guo: (posing)

Yu: Okay, okay! If you keep talking, someone will bully you again

Guo: Is this okay?

Yu: How can you do it by drawing and taking pictures?

Guo: Mr. Hou? Can you do this? How can this be done?

Yu: I have to persuade you

Guo: No, just draw one for fun. I thought about it (Doraemon)

Yu: Doraemon? !

Guo: What’s good about this quilt?

Yu: What’s good about it?

Guo: Let’s draw one. I drew a sign and paid for my driver’s license

Yu: You don’t have a license either

Guo: Ah! These two charged me 200 yuan per piece

Yu: It’s really cheap

Guo: Oh, I feel so sad!

Yu: Ah

Guo: More expensive than buying a car!

Yu: Oh. . . Your car costs less than 200 yuan?

Guo: Eighty cents per catty

Yu: Collected from scrap metal!

Guo: 140 yuan, you know?

Yu: Ou

Guo: The painting is done, it’s all done. Hey! I succeeded!

Yu: Is this successful?

Guo: I have a motorcycle! Take to the streets! Puff puff puff

Yu: I’m stepping on fire

Guo: Puff puff puff puff puff

Yu: Your motorcycle has a bad stomach

Guo: I hate it! My car is powered by soybean oil

Yu: Never heard of it

Guo: Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff! Success!

Yu: That is! I’m so happy

Guo: Drive my big motorcycle and hit the streets!

Yu: How dare you go out

Guo: Idle people, get out of the way! Please close your eyes when it gets dark!

Yu: Okay, the killer is out!

Guo: Dudu, Wu. . . . .

Bubu

Yu: There are still some remaining ones

Guo: Do ??you know how satisfying it is to drive a car and feel your heart?

Yu: That’s

Guo: Let’s go to the streets! Look at our train schedule, I won’t even let him get a car!

Yu: Are you still racing?

Guo: How fresh! Reflecting my value

In: What value? More than 140 yuan

Guo: At this time, a car passed by, it seemed to be worth more than me

Yu: Nonsense! Every bicycle is worth more than yours

Guo: Point to the horse, huh. . .

Yu: Okay, okay, you can take care of yourself

Guo: A car is bigger than me, how can I let you compare with me?

Yu: You want. .

Guo: Wipe him!

Yu: Risk your life

Guo: I increase the accelerator and hit him in front of him

Yu: Oh

Guo: I have to shout.

Yu: What are you shouting for?

Guo: Yao (big, strange)

Yu: Oops! If the car doesn't make any noise, people will!

Guo: Smiling proudly!

Yu: What a mess

Guo: Duh. . . .

Yu: Pure death!

Guo: I feel happy

Yu: Ah, it’s over

Guo: The traffic police stopped me in front. Stand, stand, stand! Come over here!

Yu: I have to stop you

Guo: Let’s hold the gate!

Yu: There are still gates

Guo: Ten minutes

Yu: Yeah

Guo: The car stopped

Yu: So long

Guo: The police are standing beside me

Yu: You are really accurate

Guo: Say it! What's up?

Yu: Ask him

Guo: Two things,

Yu: You said

Guo: First, you press My feet are broken (look down)

Yu: I can’t hold my breath

Guo: Why don’t you cry out that it hurts

Yu: That’s right

Guo: My shoes are big

Yu: Oh, okay, you can tell at first glance

Guo: What about the second one? Second, I didn’t ask you to stop.

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: That traffic policeman at that intersection

Yu: Okay! How much time has passed for you? !

Guo: I succeeded!

Yu: What’s the success?

Guo: Oh, come up here and I will take you and us to find him!

Yu: Okay, okay, why are they looking for him?

Guo: (waves hand) I just went to work, and I just got married, so I can’t do this!

Yu: Just say yes!

Guo: Go quickly, I’ll wait for you over there! Ah, thank you! Twisted around, poof. . . Again

Yu: It’s time to take some medicine

Guo: Drive back, bang, stop here. The traffic police is waiting for me here

Yu: Yes

Guo: Hey, you are back. I have been waiting for you for more than half an hour.

Yu: Yes, it’s not easy to come back.

Guo: What’s the matter? Did you just come here to wipe someone else's car?

Yu: That’s right

Guo: You were so stupid that the car didn’t move until now

Yu: Something happened

Guo: The driver didn’t get off either

Yu: Oops

Guo: Come with me and have a look

Yu: Take a look quickly!

Guo: Come here, when you open the door, the driver is lying on the steering wheel and not moving

Yu: Look what happened

Guo: The passenger is sitting The driver’s wife was crying there

Yu: Something happened

Guo: What happened? Comrade policeman, you don't know, we were driving the car very well, and I was telling him the story of Liaozhai.

Yu: Oops

Guo: I didn’t know what it was in the front of the car, but a black shadow passed by with a "ouch"

Yu: Oh, okay Yeah, it’s haunted!

Guo: My husband is the timidest and he was scared to death

Yu: Driving can scare you to death.

Guo: That’s not bad! This is a joke

Yu: Who told you

Guo: You guys are busy first, I have to go!

Yu: Are you leaving now?

Guo: Wait, don’t leave. Take out your driver's license

Yu: Oh, let's show it to someone

Guo: (Give someone something)

Yu: Take out a painting , take a closer look at this work

Guo: Hey, why is there a name stamp of Hou Zhen on your photo?

Yu: Hi.

Guo: I didn’t watch it at first, I believed him too much!

Yu: Ah

Guo: Come on, don’t leave! Later I learned that it was not allowed to go out on the streets like this.

Yu: How fresh!

Guo: People say I should be detained

Yu: Yes! I have to detain you

Guo: I have never been there when I was this old

Yu: This is the first time I meet you

Guo: Oh, actually. To be honest, I am very upset!

Yu: Regret?

Guo: It’s okay if he doesn’t draw that chapter!

Yu: Okay, are you upset about this chapter? You shouldn't drive out without a driver's license

Guo: Oops, stay in the detention center

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I feel quite depressed. Repent, and don’t change your name and seal in the future

Yu: I didn’t think about the right place

Guo: The door opened, and the police sent in another person

Yu: Who ah?

Guo: If you’re still not convinced when you come in! It sounds like words. It sounds like words.

Yu: Okay, let’s lock the two brothers in a room together

Guo: Hey, brother, are you here? Sit here and sit here!

Yu: You're welcome

Guo: Why did you get in? have no idea! The police said I forged documents

Yu: Found out

Guo: The police said I painted car plates! I knew something was wrong with you. Who have you painted for?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I just painted it for you

Yu: Oh, yes!

Guo: Oh, that’s what I said! Angry Doraemon

Yu: Okay!

Guo: Of course, no one will stay in a detention center forever. He will have to let me go when the time is up

Yu: Yes

Guo: Dare you? Let me go?

Yu: If you are still arrogant, why are they still supporting you?

Guo: Yes, I was in a good mood after coming out.

Yu: Have you come out?

Guo: As the old saying goes, good times come with good times.

Yu: Yes

Guo: You are unlucky. You will be fine in a few days.

Yu: Good luck

Guo: There is a good thing after coming out

Yu: What good thing?

Guo: Someone introduced me to a girlfriend

Yu: That’s a good thing

Guo: Pretty good-looking

Yu: Yes Yes

Guo: With hair like that, wearing contact lenses,

Yu: Oh

Guo: At first glance, he looks like a husky

Yu: Okay, looks like a dog?

Guo: How do you talk?

Yu: Isn’t it the same as Husky?

Guo: Isn’t Husky a word of praise?

Yu: Husky is a breed of dog! Do you know?

Guo: Hi, I thought it meant beautiful in English

Yu: Hi! You can’t even pronounce the word “beautiful” in Chinese Pinyin

Guo: Okay, okay, we chatted for a while and got very angry

Yu: Really

Guo: I said I like you very much, and my children also like you very much!

Yu: Take a look

Guo: Let’s keep dating? I said yes! I hope we can be lifelong friends!

Yu: Okay

Guo: Lifelong friends?

Yu: What’s so funny about this?

Guo: A lifelong friend, a friend with a quilt!

Yu: Oops! Who do you think that person is?

Guo: Look!

Yu: How can you understand it this way?

Guo: I think the relationship is getting better and better! That’s what it means!

Yu: That’s okay

Guo: The girl suddenly asked me, “Do you have a car?”

Yu: There are conditions.

Guo: I was immediately stopped by the question. If I said it didn’t happen, it would be a lie.

Yu: Do you want this?

Guo: Yes! Hahaha

Yu: gritted his teeth and said yes!

Guo: Yes, yes.

Yu: Is it true?

Guo: You drove to pick me up that day, let’s go out and play

Yu: Yes!

Guo: He’s gone

Yu: Ah

Guo: I’m going to die now!

Yu: No car?

Guo: I have my (stroke motorcycle)

Yu: (waves hand) It’s all scattered!

Guo: What should we do? Then I’ll drive a car

Yu: Where did you get your car?

Guo: Do ??I still need a driver’s license to drive a car?

Yu: Nonsense! Cars also need to have a driver’s license!

Guo: Yo! Then we still have to wait five or six days!

Yu: Why? It’s still five or six days away?

Guo: The Marquis will be released in five or six days!

Yu: Still painting? I don’t have a long memory yet

Guo: Because he painted like him! I've tried others but it doesn't work!

Yu: That’s right, it doesn’t matter if the stamp is wrong

Guo: I can remind you that if you have a driver’s license, I can borrow a car!

Yu: Who did you borrow it from?

Guo: Hey, we still have to wait five or six days!

Yu: Why?

Guo: Wait for Mr. Hou to come out

Yu: Borrow the car from someone else?

Guo: He has a car, he has a Fiat 126P

Yu: Just that kind of small car!

Guo: Yes, yes, that car is amazing! It is said that in the 1980s, that car only cost a few thousand yuan!

Yu: Yes! That car is worthless now!

Guo: Teacher Hou has such a car, just wait.

Yu: Then just wait

Guo: When he comes out and talks about it, where is your car? The car is on the house!

Yu: Where is the house?

Guo: Are you thinking that a good SLR car can be stored there?

Yu: That’s right

Guo: When I looked up, oh! Then I want to!

Yu: Do you really want it?

Guo: Take that car down and spread it all over the floor

Yu: His car is flat!

Guo: I took that tricycle more than 40 times and brought it all back!

Yu: Alas, it’s not easy!

Guo: Re-regulate, we are no amateur at regulating cars!

Yu: You can?

Guo: I can ride a motorcycle!

Yu: Motorcycles are not so good!

Guo: After regulation, everything falls into one place, which makes Qiqa scolded!

Yu: Repaint

Guo: The car is clean, and the front of the car is written "Beijing Dongxing Hall..."

Yu: OK, OK, OK ! Besides, someone has to find you!

Guo: Anyway, I have a new car! I can drive it!

Can I drive it now? >Guo: But it can’t go yet

Yu: Why?

Guo: There’s no engine

Yu: Isn’t that nonsense! The car can go without an engine.

Guo: What if there is no engine?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Oh, can you assemble it?

Yu: You have assembled it yourself, how can you assemble the engine?

Guo: I can use my motorcycle, right?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I blended that soul with this body!

Yu: How can you have a soul like this?

Guo: These friends are helping each other, three people on a motorcycle! The bikes were all destroyed

Yu: Ah

Guo: Save a car!

Yu: Okay, nothing serious!

Guo: It’s all done, ha! Call my girlfriend

Yu: Invite her

Guo: It’s awkward, it’s awkward!

Yu: Your girlfriend is embarrassed?

Guo: Yes!

You are embarrassed!

Guo: Nickname! /p>

Yu: What’s your name?

Guo: Right and wrong!

Yu: Okay, right and wrong and awkward

Guo: Awkward. Come on! Let’s go out and play!

Yu: Ouch

Guo: Oops! This car is interesting!

Yu: Huh?

I’ve never seen this!

Yu: Yes!

He’s stupid! /p>

Yu: I’ve never seen that before

Guo: He’s dumbfounded. The two in the front and the two in the back are pedals!

Yu: Ah! That’s right!

Guo: Think about it, the pedals are all on the bottom! Yu: Then you might as well ride a bicycle!

Guo: I can start it!

Yu: Why don’t you have to get on?

Guo : She’s dumbfounded. What’s going on with this car?

Yu: Ouch

Guo: Concept car!

Yu: : Just a few ideas left!

Guo: Come on, get in the car!

Yu: Hi

Guo: I just said yes. Come on, let’s not start it during the day. The police all know me!

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Let’s board first

Yu: Oh.

Guo: If you climb, so will I.

Do you remember when we went to the amusement park to play with the duck boat?

Yu: Is this the same? These are not even close to each other!

Guo: OK, a one-day trip to the Fifth Ring Road!

Yu: This car can complete the fifth ring in one day!

Guo: Click, click, click! We were both as tired as grandchildren for most of the day!

Yu: That is! I'm here!

Guo: My dear, look at the scenery of the Fifth Ring Road!

Yu: Where is the scenery?

Guo: The five rings on our car are good

Yu: What’s the matter?

Guo: Those who check the big car won’t stop us!

Yu: That’s right, you can’t even see it

Guo: Huh-huh-huh, it’s going to be four o’clock in the afternoon

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I really can’t ride anymore!

Yu: Yes

Guo: How about we take a break? Yes, I also said let’s take a break and have something to eat!

Yu: I’m hungry!

Fu: Come out along the main road, alas!

Yu: Huh?

Guo: There is a Western restaurant!

Yu: Oh, eat Western food!

Guo: It says Xingfu Village Western Restaurant!

Yu: Is this good or not?

Guo: Why can’t it get better?

Yu: A western restaurant in the village?

Guo: I love eating Western food, I am used to eating Western food!

Yu: Oh

Guo: Knife in left hand, fork in right hand

Yu: No! Do you still like to eat? It’s the other way around!

Guo: I am left-handed!

Yu: This is where you are smart!

Guo: Sit down opposite, come (snap your fingers)

Yu: No sound

Guo: (dubbing with your mouth)

Yu: Hey, okay, it’s full of dubbing!

Guo: (a) action (poof) action

Yu: Did you bring the engine?

Guo: I hate it, come on, come on! Give her a Coke, rubber rings, and shredded pickles

Yu: Is this Western food?

Guo: Steak, pick it up and serve it! eat!

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Sir, are you drinking? Well, why don’t you drink while you’re driving?

Yu: You shouldn’t drink!

Guo: Don’t drink while driving

Yu: That’s right

Guo: I want to find someone to fight against, but it’s also a matter of him not being able to bear the crime!

Yu: Why do you still want to stand up for this piece of crap like you?

Guo: If you don’t care, I can drink a little

Yu: Do you really drink?

Guo: How about some beer?

Yu: Isn’t beer wine?

Guo: Drink a bottle of beer! Oh, don’t let it get cold!

Yu: Why?

Guo: You can’t drink cold drinks.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: My uncle is here!

Yu: What a mess! ! Can you please stop talking nonsense?

Guo: What can’t be said? My aunt's husband, my eldest uncle, came to my house to have a drink with me. We agreed to drink together in the evening, but I drank so much cold beer together that I couldn’t drink with anyone else at night!

Yu: Ouch. . . Your uncle invites you to drink tonight?

Guo: What do you think?

Yu: I thought I asked your aunt to cook!

Guo: This man has a dirty heart!

Yu: No, no!

Guo: Let’s have a bottle that is not cold

Yu: Let’s drink something that is not cold

Guo: Can’t drink cold food

Yu: That is!

Guo: My uncle is here!

Yu: Stop shouting!

Guo: When you finish eating, push the plate of braised pancakes

Yu: Hi, braised pancakes?

Guo: Dear! Come on!

Yu: Oh, let’s continue!

Guo: I guess I’ll be home by dawn

Yu: That’s for sure!

Guo: The two of you came out and sat down.

Come on, come on!

Yu: Alas, you start first!

Guo: I said that’s awkward, okay, okay, don’t call me. Let me discuss something with you

Yu: Yeah

Guo: It’s getting dark soon. Can’t you activate it?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Let’s go low-carbon and environmentally friendly for a day

Yu: Haha

Guo: Let’s enjoy it this time Okay?

Yu: Take a look

Guo: Do ??you mean the same as the engine?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Wait a minute, I’ll get out of the car and step on it!

Yu: Still the same as the motorcycle

Guo: Don’t move, hold on to the door and pop, pop, pop. . . . . It’s on!

Yu: Really capable!

Guo: Get in the car, sit down, close the door, and turn it off

Yu: Hey, okay!

Guo: Puff, puff, beep. . . . . .

Yu: It really sounded

Guo: It worked! 0.1 displacement!

Yu: Alas, it’s not as loud as a fart!

Guo: You are so dirty

Yu: Nonsense! A displacement of 0.1? Even if you click a cannon, the fight will be more intense than this!

Guo: Aren’t I going to teach you? You always want to be so dirty!

Yu: Where? 0.1 displacement?

Guo: I can’t stay with you! Anyway, our car is just, eh (three sounds)

Yu: Alas, yes! Your car is worn out!

Guo: Go home!

Yu: Go back

Guo: Drive! This is really fast to drive

Yu: Really?

Guo: What do you think?

Yu: What’s the matter?

Guo: It’s been a tiring day, and now I can’t do anything better than riding!

Yu: Don’t worry!

Guo: Let’s drive, cross-cross

Yu: Horse? What happened?

Guo: Isn’t it a bit weird?

Yu: It’s not right to have one hand in front and one behind!

Guo: Ah. . . . Run!

Yu: So fast!

Guo: Hey! This car is great

Yu: What’s the best way?

Guo: It was the main road we took when we came here. When we got back, we said we should not take the main road.

Yu: Ah

Guo: The main road is full of big cars. ,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: It won’t be a problem if the car comes to Langfang for us!

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Let’s take the auxiliary road

Yu: Take the small road

Guo: There is a road to heaven that you can’t take, and there is no door to hell so you can throw yourself in!

Yu: What?

Guo: An old man came up on the auxiliary road

Yu: Yo

Guo: Come over,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Oops!

Yu: This is?

Guo: The tie line collapsed!

Yu: Where did the thread come from? Does the car have cable ties?

Guo: Roll the window open, uncle!

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Don’t move!

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: Don’t move!

Yu: Don’t move!

Guo: Poof!

Yu: Hit! !

Guo: Get the old man out!

Yu: Okay!

Guo: The old man is so skillful! Stand up, I told you not to move!

Yu: Yeah

Guo: He’s aiming!

Yu: Hi! If you move a little bit, you can avoid it!

Guo: I’m coming down quickly! Uncle, are you okay? It's okay, it's okay! Give me some money!

Yu: A little extra money!

Guo: Did I say you are okay?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: He sat down as soon as he said it was okay! Ouch. . . . .

Yu: Hey, I even met Peng Cier!

Guo: Why are people’s hearts like this?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Sir, please make a price! Ten thousand!

Yu: Oops! !

Guo: Ten thousand? I’ll save up for a plane trip with ten thousand!

Yu: Can’t make it!

Guo: Do ??you think it’s eighty cents per pound, right? I bought some parts and flew on a plane!

Yu: You are too brave

Guo: No! Money is not a life-threatening thing!

Yu: Ouch

Guo: No money!

Yu: I just won’t give it

Guo: The old man is in a hurry. The old man is holding me in his arms. No, you can’t leave without giving me money! Let's go to court!

Yu: Yeah

Guo: When I asked for money, I felt awkward in the car and got scared! Yo! Want more money?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Hit him over there and move to my side

Yu: Ah

Guo: Vomit. . . . . . .

Yu: She is quite neat

Guo: Let’s go!

Yu: Look!

Guo: Ha! This bitch! So loyal!

Yu: Is this loyalty?

Guo: I’ll go to your place, old man!

Yu: Ah

Guo: I will run when I stand up

Yu: Gone?

Guo: The old man stood up and went, went, went, went

Yu: The old man was fine

Guo: He ran in front of me in two steps

Yu: Okay!

Guo: Alas, uncle has passed?

Yu: Nothing happened

Guo: Let me take this side

Yu: Change this side again?

Guo: I turned around, and the old man came back again

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Crossing the streets and alleys didn’t scare me to death!

Yu: Run quickly

Guo: Enter the alley and exit the alley

Yu: OK

Guo: I don’t know who took that The drain cover is lifted

Yu: Huh?

Guo: The ditch cover is next to it. The wellhead is so big here, and my eyesight is not good!

Yu: At night

Guo: I jumped up and down and fell into the well!

Yu: Got it! Look!

Guo: That’s not bad, I’ll wait here!

Yu: Then just wait

Guo: The old man will be here soon!

Yu: Oh

Guo: Even with age, people still have good intentions!

Yu: Huh?

Guo: No matter how much he hates me

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Walk up to me and stretch out your hand

Yu: Help you Coming up?

Guo: Cover the lid!

Yu: You deserve it!