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The national football team went to the river to wash their feet and polluted the water! Of course. Is this really a joke?
Lippi has already smiled! The national flag flying in the audience!
How can you not be exciting and have a boiling passion! It's not easy to tell the truth!
You can call it luck to win a goal! Losing three and losing four is really strength!
We have also said before that the Sanlu milk powder poisoning incident was caused by the national football team, because the grass eaten by cattle was polluted and the grass was polluted by water, so the water pollution was caused by the foot odor when the national football team went to wash their feet!
Of course, this is really a joke!
It is irresponsible to say that the national football team is so bad, and it is also irresponsible to slander and insult Jiaozi!
If it's okay for fans, it's okay for gamblers! Ha ha!
There are still a group of FIFA officials in it, and they haven't come out yet!
I wonder how they will feel when they see today's news!
Anyway, I was moved to tears when I saw the goal! Is it necessary to talk about patriotism again?
Because of Sadr, boycotting South Korea has long been famous at home and abroad! Still have to be rational! Lotte's supermarket in China was suddenly left out. Once in Aauto Quicker, I saw a young man from Dalian who was in high school in America. He is very patriotic, saying that he just advised several guests not to go into the store to spend money in front of a Korean coffee shop! Do you think this is interesting? He made such a move, which just reflected your moral temperament! Your values, your quality, you represent your national quality abroad!
Just now, the boss of Lotte said at the press conference that he loved China very much and that his ancestral home was China, which caused an uproar in the Korean media. Is it because of Lotte's experience here that you say this? Admire him anyway! Is he short of money? Are you worried about eating and drinking? Dare to do it! Business is getting better and better!
Of course, a sports competition cannot be promoted to a high level. If you are really good, you have to keep your winning edge, instead of being beaten home the next day and losing face!
I remember Han Han said, I dare not say how good my writing is, at least my car is ok, and my performance on behalf of the national team is not bad, at least I am not afraid of the Korean team! Han Han's remarks were somber, because they and the team won many prizes in international competitions. He didn't talk about them in the media, nor did he use them as a show-off capital. He just likes this racing career to work hard and fight hard. When he went to Beijing to start his racing career, the economy was once tense. Although "Triple Door" had been published at that time, and he also received some royalties, it was a drop in the bucket for the industry with high consumption of racing cars. I once asked a friend to buy him bread. It was not until he achieved good results that he was finally sponsored by the public. Help him make rapid progress and win prizes in international competitions frequently!
So why is the spiritual leader of the post-80s generation Han Han, not Jing M. Guo!
I think sports should have such a spirit and pass it on! There is hope for the national football team!
Instead of meeting your opponent again, you will bleed like a river! I hope the national football team will cherish it!
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