A selection of cold jokes told in middle school every day

1. A match is walking on the road. It felt itchy, scratched its hair and caught fire.

2. Qian Feng: "Why is the penguin's belly white?"

Everyone is at a loss.

Qian Feng: "Because penguins have short hands, they can only touch the front when taking a shower."

A cake got lost in the forest and couldn't get out. Guess who encouraged him to go out?

Pigs, because of chocolate cake.

4. Qiu Lin = 90

A boy said his nickname was Jolin, and people began to think about why. Wang Han: Is it because the vegetables get wet that they grow taller? Qian Feng: I know, because.

He 1.90 meters, when he called jolin, it was like a cold wind blowing, and the boy kept nodding wildly (dude, you know me ~ ~ ~)

5. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield.

All the corn turned into popcorn. When the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was cold. ...

6. Customer: "Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol?"

The waiter smelled it and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix your wine."