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Begging to rewind the beads? Who knows?

Rolling beads backwards makes life interesting. Lu Zhiwen, summary of the annual work of civil servants: there is a problem-good drinking; Analyze the reason-the wine tastes good; Summing up experience-drinking is good; Rectification measures-drink well; Work hard-drink good wine. It is a very interesting language phenomenon that the word order is reversed and the word meaning is suddenly changed. The scrolls in riddles and palindromes in couplets are created by reversing the word order. Although they are all games, there are also many famous masterpieces. In the Tang Dynasty, Wang Changling wrote a poem "I want to roll a bead curtain, but I hate it in spring" in the West Palace. The scroll grid of the riddle means to roll the beads backwards. The answer is more than three words, and the puzzle is locked backwards. This situation is the most widely used in riddles, and riddles have the strongest flavor. This is the only one, and there is no other branch (shutter, publishing terminology). The answer is "one-way book", which is reversed as "one-way book". The "line" here refers to "industry". I'm not a child anymore (playing Korean dramas and rolling screens). The answer is: Dae Jang Geum. Read "grown up today" in reverse. Letters (rolling gates, three-character lingua franca) emphasize credit. The answer is "telling by faith"-"teaching by faith". Only admire (scrolls, idioms) from the bottom of my heart, full of praise. The answer, in turn, is "Never boast". Just admire from the bottom of your heart-never praise verbally! This is the antonym of praise, but it is inseparable. The accidents in the riddle are all between the shutters. The more words in a riddle, the harder it is to find. I made a riddle recently, and the answer is five words: I am uneasy about not getting the letter (a scroll, a proverb), and the answer is: I would rather believe it. Iger's backward reading is "It's better to have your letter!" I went back to Chashan and met Jifu again (two sentences in the three-character "The West Chamber" with a scroll screen). I saw it several times and went back and forth. The answer is six words: Brother One reads Once upon a time when I came back. Once upon a time, I was a famous poet in the Southern Song Dynasty. My name was Ji Fu and I was a layman in Chashan. The mystery is a little obscure, and although the answer is many words, the mystery is lighter. Zhejiang Hu Yong's mysterious friend has a scroll puzzle with seven words on it: "He (Kaige) is really a lovely husband. Very cute! He is a simple and honest man, simple and heartless. " This is actually for Ni Ping (guess the characters and actors in the movie, the word * * *, scroll). Answer: the statement of the enemy intelligence director. This riddle appeared in the second Inter-provincial Cup National Network Lantern riddle Invitational Tournament, which was very eye-catching. Entertainment news material, long mystery, rich association space, seven-character scroll with a bottom, and the ingenious mystery of "characters and actors in the film" are hard to fail to attract attention. The answer is pronounced "make a statement/Chen/strengths/report rival in love", and the "Chen" here is of course "Chen Kaige". This mystery is rigorous, approachable and interesting, which is extremely rare. It is not advisable to reveal people's privacy. Recently, I saw a joke on the Internet, which was full of mystery. Although the content was a bit vulgar, it made me laugh. Mr. Zhang, who graduated from the police academy, has been married for two years. He always thinks his wife is a little strange. He suspects that his wife is having an affair, but he can never catch the evidence. Mr. Zhang found a short message from a stranger on his wife's mobile phone, each with the same content: "Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me", which is quite suspicious. One day, he finally realized that at 10: 30 in the evening, Mr. Zhang caught the "jealous" wife and the man who was having sex. Mr. Zhang cursed: You think I don't understand the news? Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me. 10: 30 I'll help you take off your bra. Nine words, read backwards, sound exactly the same, but the meaning is quite different, thank them for their thinking! Compared with the "scroll grid" of riddles, the palindromes in couplets are not so interesting, but their ingenuity and wisdom of reverse reading are better than riddles. People have been to the Great Buddha Temple, which is bigger than others. Guests come from nature, but guests come from heaven. The Great Buddha Temple is in Xinchang, Zhejiang. The first part is Qianlong, and the second part is Ji Xiaolan. Water curtain cave Mountain Fruit Mountain is a palindrome of water curtain cave in Lianyungang Huaguo Mountain. The fog locks the top of the mountain, the fog locks the sky, and the tail water connects the sky. This is a palindrome of Pupu in Gulangyu, Xiamen. There is a palindrome reflecting the neighborhood friendship in Zhanjiang Dejie neighborhood, which is quite enlightening. Better than palindromes of pure word games such as "Painting Lotus and Monks" and "Shanghai Tap Water from the Sea": I love my neighbors and love me; Fish swim along the water. In fact, the beauty of palindromes lies not only in the ingenuity of palindromes themselves, but also in the artistic conception and connotation of sentences. Some netizens who have done good deeds have collected nearly 100 couplets, which is opposite to "Shanghai tap water comes from the sea". Although some of them are very skillful, they can't form good couplets because they have no style. You will feel dizzy when you look down all the way: weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, weeping willows, Huixianqiao Xianhui Xishan Hualien, Xianhui Xishan Huansha female Sha Huanlian Luohe fragrant tea, fluttering Heluo, stormy nights, stormy showers, clouds stopped in Zhongshan, clouds stopped in the middle of the West Lake, and it was hidden. The frigate guards Guiyang, Hainan. It's sunny. It's sunny. It's sunny. It's expensive. The ancient Great Wall in Beijing is very long. The computer calculated the mayor's front door. Rent out the taxi and go down the hill. The beautiful girl in Mamushan, the herder talks about special topics. This woman is very beautiful. The coal mining area in Shanxi is a mine. Bicycle shop in Nanjiang, Xishan, Youlong, Travel Notes of Wang Longyou.