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Cold jokes 202 1 selected cold jokes

1, Xiaoming said to his father, "Dad, I'm so cold." Dad said sadly, "then go to the corner and squat!" " "Xiao Ming:" Why? "Dad said," because the corner is 90 degrees. "

2. A long time ago, a magic dragon was cursed and fell asleep with its mouth wide open 1000. Then he fell asleep, 1000 years later, he woke up. Then he yawned.

It's cold, so I hide under the covers and skip classes. I just woke up and sent a message to my classmates asking the teacher to call the roll? Later, he stretched out across the bed: "Are you sure you are asking me?"

4. The traffic police reprimanded: Bunny, are you still driving with red eyes after drinking? Crab, crossing the road again? Kangaroo, don't ride with children in the future! Tortoise, who told you to take the fast lane?

When I was a minor, my mother always said that I should learn to be independent and not depend on my parents. Now that you are an adult, can you stop being so independent and find someone to rely on?

6. Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

7. One said to two, "Do you know why it is unique? Because you are too' two'. " The second answer: "You are old, what are you fighting for?" ? Fighting is really' two'. "

8. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to have one when I grew up. Now my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to wash clothes and cook for my wife later!

9. We found other people's heads when reviewing, including printers, tape recorders and digital cameras. Just my head. It's a soymilk machine.

10, while walking the dog, a person peeled an orange, failed to hold it firmly, and a petal fell to the ground. A man behind blamed: this dog is so uncivilized, how can it shit in the street!

1 1, sister: "The left eye should sleep, but the right eye should not. What should I do? ! "Brother:" Then close all the windows of your heart, and it will be ok. "

12, "It's impolite to go into someone's house without taking off your shoes, isn't it?" "Blind attention to what! Go to the bedroom and see if there is any cash. Mary's people will be in trouble if they come back later! "

13, the child asked: "Why can adults hit me when I do something wrong, but adults can't hit them when I do something wrong?" Reply: Because I can't beat them, when you can beat them, adults will start to reason with you.

14, A: Do you know what I can't let go of? B: I don't know! A: At present, the only thing I can't lift is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.

15, the owl said woodpecker: While pecking wood, it also made a "clang" sound. Woodpecker said owl: turning a blind eye is suspected of conniving ugliness.

16, A: Do you know what trouble is? what is love ? B: Sorrow and love? I don't know. A: Sending a sweet message to your wife is love, but sending it to someone else's wife by mistake is trouble.

17, a quiz was held in the forest. The host asked, "Can horses swim?" The pony said, "Yes, swimming in the river becomes a hippo, and swimming in the sea becomes a seahorse."

18, Arjun and Feifei are hard of hearing. Feifei saw Aju go out that day; "Ju, are you going for a walk?" "No, I'm going for a walk!" "Oh, I thought you went for a walk."

19, one day, the white balloon met the black balloon, and the white balloon hit the black balloon without saying anything. The black balloon was very angry, so he made a decision: declare the balloon!

20. Baoyu sat down next to Daiyu and said softly, "Sister, listen to me. Men are made of mud and women are made of water. " Daiyu sneered, "You are a parallel product."

2 1, the boss said to a customer who wanted to buy a parrot, "Sorry, the parrot is sold out. You might as well buy a woodpecker! " "Why, it can talk, too?" "No, I can type."