Jokes about the little white rabbit (the most joked animal in the world)

1. A bear defecated in the woods, and a rabbit came over. He asked the rabbit: "Is it shedding?" The rabbit thought for a while and said, "No!" The bear took a puff of cigarette and then Question: "Does it shed?" The rabbit looked at the bear and said, "No!" The bear looked at the rabbit suspiciously and asked again, "Does it really not shed?" The rabbit shouted impatiently: "No. Shedding means not shedding!!!" Before he finished speaking, the bear grabbed the rabbit and said..."Sorry, I forgot to bring the paper"

2. The giraffe said: "Little rabbit, I really hope you can know that there is How nice a long neck is. No matter what delicious food I eat, it will slowly pass through my long neck, and the delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "The little white rabbit looked at him expressionlessly." Moreover, in summer, the cold water slowly flows over my long neck, which is so delicious. It’s so nice to have a long neck! Little white rabbit, can you imagine? "The little white rabbit said slowly: "Have you ever vomited? "

3. One day, the kangaroo was driving around on the country road. Suddenly he saw the little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost completely lying on the ground as if listening to something... So... the kangaroo stopped. He got out of the car and asked curiously: "Little White Rabbit, may I ask what you are listening to?" ""A large truck passed here half an hour ago..." "Wow... so awesome! ..how did you know? ..""He's ****! That's how my neck and legs were broken..."

4. The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg. Little The white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant quietly said to it: Shhh... don't make any noise, watch me stumble and somersault...

5. One day the rabbit was in front of a cave. While writing something, a wolf came over and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?" Rabbit replied: "I am writing a thesis." "The wolf asked again: "What topic? Rabbit replied: "I am writing how the rabbit ate the wolf." The wolf laughed loudly and expressed disbelief. The rabbit said, "Follow me." "Then after taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time, another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing? Rabbit replied: "I am writing a thesis." "The fox asked: "What topic? "The rabbit replied: "How the rabbit ate a fox. The fox laughed loudly after hearing this and expressed disbelief. The rabbit said: "Follow me." "Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper. At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth while reading. A thesis with a rabbit: The ability of an animal does not depend on how powerful it is, but on who is the boss behind it