A complete collection of jokes at the annual meeting of the unit

I went to the stomatological hospital to have my teeth pulled out on Sunday, and my daughter followed. The doctor examined me and said, "What kind of teeth do you want to insert, porcelain or ordinary?" I said, "Just insert a fashionable tooth." The daughter interjected: "Doctor, then plug in the most popular Bluetooth for my mother."

I also sell popsicles.

A man sells popsicles in the market for the first time. He was embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting, "Sell popsicles!" "He had to shout," me too. "

Look at those stars. They are more beautiful at the age of 30 than at the age of 20, and more beautiful at the age of 40 than at the age of 30. This is why the longer the better. Therefore, I believe I may become handsome in the next 20 years. For many years, before going to bed every night, I firmly believed that I would be more handsome when I woke up the next morning, but every time I waited until the next morning, I was always disappointed. In the past twenty years, constant disappointment has led to constant hope. Now I finally understand that a flawless face like mine is hard to surpass.

I found a secret, although there is no sufficient scientific basis for the time being, but I believe it will be confirmed by science in the near future, that is, when you just look in the mirror, you will always feel that you are not very handsome, but don't be afraid. Just stare at the mirror for a few more minutes, and you will gradually become more handsome. If you look for a quarter of an hour, you will feel that there is no more handsome person in the world than you. If you watch it for half an hour, you will feel that you are outside the cloud nine. Watch it for an hour, and you will feel like a Buddha.

The 5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her. Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be refreshed again. " Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "Hey!" Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..."

Live, one day life will burn out, the body will return to the earth, and flowers will bloom. The soul becomes a memory and lives in people's hearts forever. Everything in the world goes on, and so does human life.

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