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Inspirational talk: the earth is moving all the time, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
1. Men are afraid that their parents are filial and their wives are true love. Therefore, good men are capable and short-tempered, while love rat is the opposite!
2. The earth is moving all the time, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
3. There is always someone around you: he or she congratulates you to your face and secretly envies you; When you fail, he (she) comforts you to your face and laughs at you behind your back.
4. Stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.
5. If a person wants mediocrity, few people will stop him or her; If a person wants to be outstanding, there are many people who stop him or her. Those who have a harmonious relationship with their surroundings are mostly mediocre, while those who have a tense relationship with them are mostly outstanding. Everyone allows a stranger to make a fortune, but can't tolerate the promotion of people around him, because there are contrasts and conflicts of interests between people at the same level, but there is no such problem with strangers.
6. The biggest killer of marriage is not an affair or an affair, but the trivial life of a chicken feather. Therefore, communication at ordinary times is very important, and quarreling is also an alternative communication. As the saying goes, it is difficult to make a noise all your life.
7. When you stop worrying about yesterday, that's when you start to live happily.
8. The best investment is to invest in yourself, because this is the only investment you can be sure of.
9. Competition is actually a kind of friendship in disguise. Improve yourself with the help of your opponent. Those who are afraid of competition have already lost to their opponents, and it is doomed to be difficult to achieve great success.
1. Money can help poor people with thinking solve their food and clothing, but it can help rich people with thinking create wealth. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever
1. If I had known that I would meet you one day, I would have waited for the years
2. If I missed it, I would have met someone new. Fate is, neither too early nor too late, just right.
3. before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances.
4. Watch the hero of Korean drama! Watch the heroine of Japanese drama! What is the domestic drama? Come back immediately after the advertisement
5. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white little new hybrid fish that always serves the people
6. If you can start all over again, can you not meet me again?
7. Probably only the dream of alcohol can make me meet you without fear.
8. Men, no matter how handsome and handsome they are when they are young, will be an impotent old man after 28. Who will not show me?
9. Daxiong, I don't want to grow taller. Why am I afraid that if I grow taller, Doraemon won't hold my hand?
1. There is always someone who just smiles at you and beats you, such as the class teacher outside the window?
11. Do you mind if my breasts are small? No, I prefer the feeling of childhood friends. What do you mean, growing up?
12. Books are best friends. The only drawback is that it deepens my myopia, but it is still worth it.
13. Toothbrush Five-step: Squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow it-it's delicious.
14. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Why is there still so much homework because the heat rises and the cold shrinks? Because the quality remains the same
15. Why are you so dark? Because God gave me a pair of black eyes, but I chose all
16. If I have never met you, what else is worth cherishing?
17. No matter how many people you meet in the future, they are all hotels and I am home.
18. If Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, History, Geography and Politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of? Eight-Nation Alliance's war of aggression against China.
19. I finally got up the courage to call him. But there was a woman's gentle voice on the phone. Hello, the subscriber you dialed has stopped!
2. Monitor, I still need your care this semester. Speak human words. Be sure to copy it for me this semester.
21. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
22. Do you like lattes? I like it. So he handed the dumbbell to his girlfriend affectionately.
23. Later, I met many people, like your hair and your eyes, but not your face.
24. If I meet you at the right age, will our ending be different from now?
25. Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? I like your sense of humor.
26. I have a sore throat. Drink more water. I have a stomachache. Drink more water. Let's break up. What should I do? Drink more water.
27. We both meet the person who wants to promise the most when we can't promise.
28. Without you, I wouldn't have today, and with you, I wouldn't have tomorrow.
29. cosmetics are confidence for women; For men, it's an illusion.
3. At the same time and in the same space, we can meet or leave.
31. Only by being a true self can we find that the original world is so real.
32. Winning or losing on the field is not important, what matters is experience, experience and self-cultivation.
33. I sold the love letter and only had two dollars. Alas, this emotion is really cheap
34. Walking alone in the street, thinking about the gentle XXX, what should I do if you leave me?
35. Friendship, love and affection are all special. I don't need them from now on.
36. The past is cast by the present. Without the present, there is no future.
37. Don't torture yourself with past memories.
38. You are a wound in my heart, which will never heal. It hurts when my heart beats.
39. The people who left are smartly gone, and the people in the same place are still quietly cleaning up the pieces.
4. Without you, tomorrow is not worth waiting for, and yesterday is not worth remembering.
41. When one person walks into your heart, others are driven out. This is love.
42. Love is a sin. I like that you are a sin. I know that you are a sin. How happy I should be if I don't have so many sins.
43. On the road of life, we should face the joys and sorrows calmly.
44. The saddest thing is not yelling, but the pain is so deep that I can't breathe, my hands are shaking and I have to endure tears.
45. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean for him for many years.
46. I am not elegant, happy or beautiful at all. I am not your Youlemei.
47. hey! Don't be sentimental. Maybe he does this to everyone.
48. Desperate, I don't want to make people around me sad, but they all hurt everyone in the end.
49. Thank you for being with me on the road of love. Life with you is beautiful.
5. Dear, don't miss me, don't miss me, don't love me, don't wait for me, because I don't deserve it.
51. Talk about loving someone forever
First, like a rose, it always blooms in my eyes; You are like chocolate, always sweet in my heart; You are like champagne, always fragrant in my breath; To love, I want to tell you loudly, I love you, I miss you, I would like to follow you all my life, care for you, and never leave!
once, I felt that I was a child abandoned by the world of mortals, and I refused the world of mortals. But still can't escape the peach blossom robbery of fate, and still can't escape the love robbery of fate. Perhaps, it is doomed.
third, you ask: if there is only love without yourself, will it be too heavy? If there is only love without yourself, it is not heavy or light, but a humble blank, and you will eventually lose that love without yourself. You can't always put away your true self to accommodate each other. Without yourself, what can you use to love and be loved? There is no love in the world worth losing yourself for.
fourth, in the silent night, the faint light is faint. At this time, how much I want to feel the warmth of your fingertips and kiss your soft long hair. However, the distance between cities has become an obstacle that we can't cross. In countless cold nights, only thinking about you can you sleep! Good Night!
5. Stay where you are, pursue hard, and leave footprints wherever you are. Maybe a drop or two doesn't make the sea, but I still understand that it is possible. The lost river, depending on the forecast, will always pass, and nothing can match the passage of time, and nothing can match the disappearance of running water.
at that moment, I seemed to see the whole world collapse in front of me. The tiles in the ruins are engraved with vivid memories, and now they are quietly attached to the earth. No matter how careful I am to keep walking quietly, I will eventually find that I am just a person exiled by memory.
7. I am not perfect, but at least I will be kind to my good people. We have to go to the end, we have to help each other, and we have to work together for life. I am with you in this mood, just for the sake of reaching the age of sixty, there is still a saying, I love you. The more ordinary the company, the more permanent it will be. Love to romance is just the beginning. Love to pain, is to break up. Love is so dull that you should get married. When feelings develop to different periods, we must do different things.
8. There are always moments when you have to hide your thoughts, and the things you are most reluctant to part with in life are always hidden the deepest and kept secret.
9. I miss you with the depth of the sea, hope for you with the altitude, love you with the waves, call you with the sound of seabirds, cherish you with the softness of the sea breeze, and hold you with the length of the coast. Love until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. May you be happy forever.
ten, no one is like me, in a place far away from you, longing alone, forever.
Xi. Love is a kind of mutual admiration, which requires emotional communication and interaction between two people. Love needs courage. If you really want this love, you should bravely and actively confess to her. Swear to love, please say your love!
12. What you need to love someone is to talk, not to accuse; It is unforgettable, not forgotten; It is to communicate with each other, not to explain everything; It is to pray silently for each other, not to make many demands on each other; Can be romantic, but don't waste it; Don't hold hands casually, let alone let go. Please remember to cherish the immediate happiness.
XIII. Love you, miss you, think of you, accompany you, follow you, spoil you, have you, and the world is full of you, 412. Swear to love, show love, swear, and love your heart forever!
XIV. Being apart for too long, missing too deeply, often lost in endless expectations; Under the lamp of winter night, the stories of the past always arouse my endless thoughts. Don't banish my love from the door. Every minute of my life can't be without your love. Life is wonderful only with you. You are better than the whole world. If you love me, please let go of your heart and let me break in boldly.
15. Maybe a person has to go a long way and experience countless sudden prosperity and desolation in life before he becomes mature.
XVI. If you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself, don't take him as everything, don't tell him everything, and don't share all your secrets with him. The more you invest, the more you will slowly forget yourself. People who have no self can't find their place in love. The only ending is that the tighter you hold on to love, the farther you escape, which will only crush your dreams and let the once promises blow away in the wind like flying flowers.
17. Fate can't make us stay together, stay together and never give up. Perhaps, from the beginning of meeting, love is a trick. Love is not a game, we can't afford to play it, and we can't afford the weight of the injury.
18. Do you know that missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty, and then telling yourself to face it with a very small voice?
19. The highest state of love can stand the dull fleeting time. When two people just get together, everything is full of passion. As long as you can be with each other, it seems that being in a daze is also a kind of happiness. However, when the days pass day by day or even year by year, the passion gradually fades and becomes dull. The passage of time requires the courage of two people to be together, which is the highest realm of love!
2. When I miss you, write your name on the palm of my hand. Spreading it means missing, and clenching it means caring. When I miss you, draw your face on paper, thinking that you are happy and thinking that you are happy. I miss you, at the other end of the city, I miss you, at the other end of my missing, do you remember to promise me that you will live well and be happy every day no matter where you are?
twenty-one, love is a struggling blue algae, like a sorrowful wind, passing through my blood-lost meridians and standing in the faith of years. Maybe all first love is the same, it is just a prelude to later love. But it was only later that you found out that it is so difficult if you want to fall in love with someone again. It's so hard that you think you can't love anymore, so hard that the next person you find is based on the first person.
22. You are sad, so I am sad; you are happy, so I am happy; you cry, so I cry; you are happy, so I am happy; because you have never been lonely in this life, and because you have understood what treasure is.
twenty-three, most of the time, we say we have put it down, but we don't really put it down. We just pretend to be happy and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.
twenty-four, I want to meet you in the narrow road in my lifetime, and I really want to hold your hand through this hubbub. I thought I could walk side by side on the tree-lined path like yesterday until the end of time, but at this moment, there is no your right hand beside my left hand. So tossing and turning, just waiting for you to come back and spend this cold winter night.
Twenty-five, [we are used to calling at night to say hello]
Twenty-six, leave me alone, will you let me die alone in this busy downtown street? Tell me by myself
1. My parents are not bosses, so I am not a rich second generation, so my future must depend on myself
2. Studying, this is to meet a better self
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4. You must take what you want, or someone else will give it to you.
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