Do you have a joke

A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms, gave a hug and took a step forward. The man fell to the ground crying and said, it's the third piece. Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home?

Ge You once went to the toilet, and Ge You invited a friend to dinner. He went to the toilet on the way, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout, "Isn't this Ge You?"

4 Lucky 52' s true joke made Li Yong laugh himself down! PART 1: A couple, guessing the name of food, the wife gesturing to guess her husband. The word "steamed bread" pops up on the big screen. Wife's description: round, white, edible husband: ... Husband seems to be in a hurry and blurts out: "Mimi!" " Li Yong laughed himself down. . . . .

Once I asked for money to go home by bus. When I got on the bus, I found that there was no one yuan change in my wallet. When I was in a hurry, I took out a ten-dollar bill and put it in the slot. Later, the more I thought about it, the more I felt timid. I discussed with the driver whether I could stay at the door and keep the money that the next passenger should have put in the slot for myself. The driver agreed. The bus soon reached the next stop, and many people scrambled to get on. I stopped at the door and said to the first passenger, "Give me the money." The other party was stunned: "Why?" I didn't explain it clearly in a few words. I said, "Just give it to me, and don't worry about anything else." The other party stared at the driver, and the driver nodded by default. So, I got a dollar. According to the law, and soon received eight Zhang Yiyuan money. At this time, a big man came over, hunched back, shaved, and tattooed. See I stopped him, nu way

: "Why? Dude? " I said, "Talk to you later. Give me the money first. " The other person's eyes are round: "What are you talking about?" I said, "Give me the money!" Another man opened his mouth and asked the driver, "What does this kid do?" The man was blocked at the door, and the people behind him couldn't get on, but the people in the carriage were anxious to start, so everyone shouted, "What are you busy with?" Give the money quickly! "The big fellow soon fell. I saw him take out his wallet from his pocket and hand it over. He said sadly, "boss, that's all I have." There are many of you. I'm impressed.

Chatting with a group of female colleagues this afternoon. Suddenly someone said I was not a man, and I was very angry. I said, you said I wasn't, so I took it out for you. The girls all laughed, and one of them was the best, saying, if you take out your ID card, I will take it out.

No one can survive after reading it, and everyone laughs to death. Today is my birthday. My girlfriend called early to say that she would come home at night to celebrate my birthday and give me a surprise! Hear the good news! I worked hard today and ran a dozen customers! Back to the company. It is three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the canteen, I found that there was only one horrible dish and one soup, and three beans were fried with meat (fried soybeans and mung beans with meat)

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