Forty general humorous sentences about friends coming to my house for dinner

A humorous story about a friend who came to my house for dinner (Part 1)

1. Slowly savor the fireworks of the world and watch all things leisurely. Over time, there is a kind of brother who worships the boss, and he will follow him every day. You eat and drink.

2. I’m hungry now. If I’m really crying because I haven’t eaten, go to a friend’s house for dinner.

3. If you succeed in eating, you can fill your stomach and go home to watch TV.

4. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, pickled vegetables and fish, as well as hot and sour noodles. So I might go to a friend's house for dinner.

5. People who have never calculated wages correctly are confused after a computer simulation of a night's wages. Suddenly I felt hungry. There was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

6. For the past four years, a kitten has sneaked into Windsor Castle every day to get food.

7. I came to my best friend’s house for dinner. The table was full of my favorite dishes, and my mouth watered just looking at them.

8. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Dujiang in his early years, often came to Meng's house to have dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a good teacher and helpful friend.

9. It’s a wonderful life to eat and drink with you! Let's get fat together. Life is full of hope.

10. Eat until you are full every night, but it does not affect your hunger at this time of the day. Go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

11. At a friend’s house, what you eat is not important, your mood is the most important.

12. The figure is too bad. This kind of figure is not even comparable to the sows in my house.

13. Life requires not only sweets, but also meat. I went to a friend’s house to have dinner first.

14. Come to grandma’s house for food three days out of seven days a week, you say it’s not too much.

15. I have been sorting things out, but now I am looking shabby and my stomach is growling. Life is really too difficult. Let’s go to my best friend’s house for dinner.

16. To be successful in life, you need to have all the fun. You need to have fun eating and drinking. Eat, drink and live every day.

17. The meal was successful, enough to eat and drink, and then go home.

18. I am so conquered by meat that I don’t care that my waist will become thicker. I am so happy when I eat and it is so painful when I lose weight. Get together on weekends, eat and drink.

19. The best taste in the world is happiness, fireworks in the world, this is life, what a happy thing it is to come to a friend's house for dinner.

20. I didn’t cook at night, so I went to a friend’s house to have dinner, and drank and chatted in the rental house. I was so happy. A humorous story about a friend coming to my house for dinner (Part 2)

21. When inviting guests to dinner, coming as soon as they are invited is called "refreshing", being invited three or four times is called "showing off", and not being invited no matter what. It's called "principle", and coming uninvited is called "cheating". Not being invited, and coming uninvited is called "pretending to be a coward."

22. What wakes me up every morning is not a dream or work, but breakfast. A day with breakfast is a good day. A happy belly gives you the strength to dream and work. But I'm very hungry now. Go to a friend's house for dinner.

23. Serve the food quickly. I’ll stop you. If you don’t serve the food, people will starve to death. Go to a friend’s house to eat.

24. I enjoy eating in the summer, and my appetite is getting better and better since my dental treatment.

25. As the days passed, Wakata became very familiar with everyone in Izumo Manor, whether the landlord or the tenants. Every day, he and Yuehai went to Izumo Manor to have a meal, and they were very friendly.

27. I am so hungry now that I can hardly eat a cow, so I go to my best friend’s house to eat.

28. On the rest day, I ate and drank another meal. I succeeded in eating and drank enough, so I went home.

29. At this time, I still haven’t gotten up or eaten. I’m really tough, but I’m actually very hungry.

30. Recent life. I played games with my primary school students at a friend's house, ate, drank and slept. The Coke chicken wings were so delicious.

31. My stomach is already hungry and thirsty. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

32. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

33. Add a little sweetness to busy days. Eat and drink, it’s another happy day!

34. It’s so comfortable to come to a friend’s house and have a meal together.

35. I’m so hungry. I’m waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together, so let’s go get some food!

36. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your best friend’s house for a meal. It will instantly increase your appetite and make your worries drift away.

37. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today, why am I so hungry now? Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

38. I had a meal at a friend’s house on the weekend and I will never forget it.

39. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to get some food.

40. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I remind my friends who are working on the front line to work hard to avoid working overtime during the holiday. Try to reduce the three meals a day and eat more rice dumplings. Bless your friends in advance and take the time. Rice takes the initiative. Remember to invite me! A collection of forty humorous and humorous stories about Cengfan in the circle of friends

A collection of humorous and humorous stories about Cengfan in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. A day of eating and drinking, Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fatness and thinness are determined by God. God wants me to be fat, so I leave it to fate.

2. I’m almost hungry. Let’s go to my best friend’s house for dinner.

3. I am hungry every day. I am hungry in the morning, hungry in the afternoon, and hungry in the evening. I feel full easily after eating, so I go to a friend’s house to eat.

4. I’m so hungry. I’m waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together, so let’s go get some food!

5. I am serious about cheating!

6. The breeze is not dry and the sunshine is very nice. I have a great weekend. I went to a friend’s house for dinner.

7. Some people become knights as a life choice, and some people become knights just to eat and drink.

8. My head was throbbing with pain and my stomach was screaming with hunger. I insisted on staying up late one night and went to a friend's house for dinner.

9. It feels so good to go home and spend 120 yuan to eat and drink.

10. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

11. I am so hungry that I start to sing "empty city strategy", let's go get some food!

12. Slowly savor the fireworks of the world and watch all things leisurely. There is a kind of brother who worships you and will follow you to eat and drink every day.

13. I can’t sleep and am so hungry that I want to eat hot pot! Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

14. A good hand at making money.

15. I’m so hungry in the middle of the night. It’s raining so I can’t go downstairs to have barbecue. Let’s go to a colleague’s house for dinner.

16. It’s great to go home during the Chinese New Year. You can go to the seven aunts and eight aunts’ houses for dinner every day.

17. I can’t support myself! Eating and drinking all day long, living a heartless life is not tiring! Eat and drink enough and go to bed!

18. The best taste in the world is happiness, fireworks and simple meals. This is life, come to your best friend’s house to have a meal.

19. When the weather is very cold and a bit sad, and you are hungry because you haven’t eaten, and you want to have a full meal, then go to a friend’s house. Let’s eat.

20. Friends come home to have a meal, drink tea and chat. The relationship that has accumulated over the years is like water, plain and comfortable. Talk about Cengfan’s humorous circle of friends (Part 2)

21. It’s a wonderful life following you Cengfan eating and drinking! Let's get fat together. Life is full of hope.

22. Life should not only consist of daily necessities, a few friends, and occasional gatherings to eat, drink, make skewers, take photos, and clink glasses together.

23. I am so conquered by meat that I don’t care that my waist will become thicker. I am so happy when I eat and it is so painful when I lose weight. Get together on weekends, eat and drink.

24. So hungry! The internal organs are in a meeting, preparing to kill each other, and go to get some food!

25. Time will go by and photos will last forever. Today’s sweet fragments have been successfully eaten, drank and dressed. Thank you for the unexpected warmth!

26. It’s another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half fun. Eat, drink, play and have fun together.

27. I’m hungry now. If I’m really crying because I haven’t eaten, go to a friend’s house for dinner.

28. I thought I didn’t want to have dinner, but my pretentious stomach hurts after just one meal, so I would go to my best friend’s house for dinner.

29. People who have never calculated wages correctly are confused after a computer simulation of a night's wages. Suddenly I felt hungry. There was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

30. In the cold winter, in the New Year, on the day when longing spreads, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, filming and masturbating.

31. When you have dinner at your best friend’s house, you are responsible for cooking and we are responsible for eating. May there be fireworks in our kitchen and laughter in the living room. I am grateful for all the encounters.

32. I hope my friends will be rich so that I can eat and drink. This bangs makes me look like a non-mainstream girl.

33. I want to eat noodles with cured meat and meat sauce. Beef stir-fry. Soup with Pepper. Make steamed buns. Roll out the dough. Roujiamo. I hope Xi'an will be lifted soon so I can go back and eat and drink.

34. I didn’t want to eat. I ate so many jujube cakes that they were so sweet that I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

35. I stayed up late watching Beishangguang and I don’t believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

36. Wearing headphones and riding a bicycle to eat.

37. When I come to my best friend’s house for dinner, the table is full of my favorite dishes, which makes my mouth water just looking at it.

38. I came to my sister-in-law’s house to eat and drink again. I cherish every moment together. No matter life is ups and downs, it is a memory that can never be taken back.

39. The meal was successful. After eating and drinking, we went home.

40. When the husband is not at home and the temperature of the bed drops by five degrees, a man is the real soup woman. My feet are so cold and I'm so hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner. Forty Sentences on Moments that are suitable for chatting with friends

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1. Happiness means going to your best friend’s house every three days to chat with others, shamelessly. She's the kind of person who wants to take advantage of her and have to settle accounts with her when she gets fat.

2. Sometimes what you eat is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely. Go to a friend's house for dinner.

3. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today, why am I so hungry now? Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

4. I’m so hungry in the middle of the night. It’s raining so I can’t go downstairs to have barbecue. Let’s go to a colleague’s house for dinner.

5. I’m so hungry and want to eat egg tarts. Let’s go to a neighbor’s house to eat.

6. Take a spoon to the cafeteria every night, and take a spoonful when you see someone you know. This goes on for a week.

7. Many people cannot even cook decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only eat.

8. I looked confused again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a large bowl of braised noodles at noon, an apple and duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more, and I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can hold on, but, now I'm hungry, wait a minute. Go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

9. I'm in a daze again today. I'm so hungry now. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. I enjoy eating in the summer, and my appetite is getting better and better since my dental treatment.

11. When you come to your best friend’s house for a meal, whether it is good or bad depends on luck, and whether it is salty or not depends on luck.

12. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, sauerkraut and fish, as well as hot and sour noodles. So I might go to a friend's house for dinner.

13. To be successful in life, you need to have all the fun. You need to have fun eating and drinking. Eat, drink and live every day.

14. Fireworks in the world, simple meals, fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room, you are responsible for cooking, I am responsible for eating, clinking glasses, chatting, talking and laughing, it is another day of eating.

15. Why do you still feel hungry when you are annoyed? Go to your best friend’s house for a meal.

16. Years pass by leisurely, people know the warmth and warmth of each other, and thanks to each other, we are blessed throughout our lives. The fireworks in the world are the most soothing to mortal hearts.

17. We came to my sister-in-law’s house to eat and drink again, cherishing every time we spent together. No matter life is ups and downs, it is a memory that can never be taken back.

18. I don’t want to eat. I ate so much jujube cake that it was so sweet that I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I was so hungry that I went to a friend's house for dinner.

19. As long as you are thick-skinned, eating and drinking is enough. Eat meat, drink some wine, and live your life as usual. I have fallen into an abyss, and I will not leave until I can get out of it.

20. The sunshine is so nice! Successfully promoted to the office eating and drinking group. I really enjoy the days of working hard in a small corner with no one to teach me. Part 2 of sentences suitable for posting in Moments

21. Start a life of eating and drinking and work hard to make money to pay the rent of my colleagues, and I will have someone to take care of the food.

22. As the days passed, Wakata became very familiar with everyone in Izumo Manor, whether the landlord or the tenants. Every day, he and Yuehai went to Izumo Manor to have a meal, and they were very friendly.

23. Such free days made me live in a haze. I took advantage of my mother’s birthday to eat and drink. During the second trimester of pregnancy, I steadily gained weight as I lost weight during pregnancy.

24. There is no greater happiness in life than having an excellent best friend who takes you to eat, drink, play, and grow up with you.

25. Some people are thinking about it. Having food to eat is also a kind of happiness. It is another day to have food. If you have food at your best friend’s house, you are responsible for cooking it and I am responsible for eating it.

26. Fun in the countryside, fighting for the rich, spending money on food, lulling brother and sister Xiaoyun to elope: Ai Mama’s electric car officially goes on sale: standing up for his father: building roads for his hometown, investing in building factories.

27. We are all foodies. Best friend, wait until I have money. I want to take you to eat all the delicious food. Now I'll take advantage of you.

28. Eating and drinking, eating and drinking, it’s so super fun.

29. I am super hungry and haven’t eaten breakfast. I will have to eat breakfast in the future. I feel so hungry.

30. Some people become knights as a life choice, and some people become knights just to eat and drink.

31. I had a meal at a friend’s house on the weekend and I will never forget it.

32. I want to eat noodles with cured meat and meat sauce. Beef stir-fry. Soup with Pepper. Make steamed buns. Roll out the dough. Roujiamo. I hope Xi'an will be lifted soon so I can go back and eat and drink.

33. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to get some food.

34. I’m so hungry, but eating now feels too guilty, so I packed up two people and went to my best friend’s house for dinner.

35. My stomach is like the bitter water in the sea, it keeps churning with no intention of stopping. Let’s go to a friend’s house to eat.

36. Life is full of sorrows and sorrows, and happiness only comes from hard work, and another day of eating and drinking.

I won’t go out in August if it’s not a time to eat and drink. I’m ready to drink the northwest wind.

38. The happiest thing recently is going to my friends to eat and drink.

39. After exercise, I went to my friend’s house hungry for dinner.

40. When the weather is very cold and a little sad, and when you haven’t eaten and your stomach is growling, and you want to have a full meal, then go to a friend’s house. Let’s eat.

Forty excerpts from funny jokes about people getting caught eating at a friend's house

Funny jokes about people getting caught eating at a friend's house (Part 1)

1. I feel very hungry, hungry You can eat the whole world, just go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

2. I eat rice in the summer, and my appetite is getting better and better since my dental treatment.

3. Go to a friend’s house for a meal, a simple family meal, the most important thing is to be happy.

4. It’s another day of eating and drinking. It’s just a simple meal without me cooking. The world of lazy people is very simple.

5. Start a life of eating and drinking, working hard to make money to pay the rent of my colleagues, and I will have someone to take care of the food.

6. I went out for dinner and ran to Taoyuan. I felt it was not delicious. Then I went to Meiyuan. I passed by the big event and saw people queuing up, so I went to queue, so now I am looking at the focus table. The year is passing by and I’m so hungry. Let’s go to a friend’s house for dinner.

7. I’m so hungry in the middle of the night. It’s raining so I can’t go downstairs to have barbecue. Let’s go to a colleague’s house for dinner.

8. Checking out for meals: Waiter: Sir, cash or card? Me: Wash the dishes.

9. Serve the food quickly, I'll choke you, if you don't serve the food, people will starve to death, so go to a friend's house to eat.

10. I wore this skirt today to eat and drink, and then my belly bulged and became thicker. I couldn’t wear something like this when I went out to eat, which would hinder my ability to eat...

11. I think I'm going crazy, so I might as well just make a living.

12. Continuously eat, drink, play, have fun, and enjoy the air conditioning. The food is cooked, the water is poured, and the food and drink are taken care of. There is no need to worry about the two mythical beasts.

13. The crew of "Metamorphosis" called me last week and asked me to go to a big city to experience life.

14. I have no clothes to wear, no shoes to wear, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to get up and I’m hungry, so I go to a friend’s house for dinner.

15. I’m so hungry, but eating now feels too guilty, so I packed up two people and went to my best friend’s house to eat.

16. The drama starts again every night: I’m hungry! ! ! So hungry! ! ! Very hungry! ! ! Say important things three times! Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

17. When I got home and opened the refrigerator, I found that there were only eggs left, so I decided to go to your place for dinner. I will be with you on Christmas night. Let’s have a carnival of the century. Don’t wish me happiness with the remaining eggs. I'm here to wish you a Merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. I can’t eat a cow now, so I’m going to eat!

19. In fact, I can’t even afford to go to the AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which means your AA system. I went to eat and drink with a shy face.

20. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, then come to your best friend’s house for a meal. It will instantly increase your appetite and make your worries drift away. Funny joke about being caught eating at a friend's house (Part 2)

21. Life is great when I eat and drink with you! Let's get fat together. Life is full of hope.

22. Slowly savor the fireworks of the world and watch all things leisurely. There is a kind of brother who worships you and will follow you to eat and drink every day.

23. I am very hungry and waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together. Go get some food!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired up, their happiness is doubled, and they become happy little wastes together.

25. On weekends, three or two friends get together occasionally, eat, drink, sleep, eat, drink, and take care of each other.

26. It’s so delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to be shameless and eat and drink all day long.

27. I hope my friends will be rich so that I can eat and drink. My bangs look like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A friend, his wife usually manages the money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money for food, so he came to my house to eat. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law for it?" "I asked for it, but she punched it in, but I didn't go to pick it up." "Why didn't you pick it up?" "She said the password was the date of the first time we watched the movie." "Stop talking.

I understand! Eat vegetables. ".

29. I went to my grandma's house to eat and drink because I was very hungry.

30. Someone is thinking about it, and having food to eat is also a kind of happiness, and again and again. It's a day for eating at your best friend's house. You're responsible for cooking it and I'm responsible for eating it.

31. If you don't feel hungry every day, go to your best friend's house for eating.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Dujiang in his early years, often came to Meng's house to have a meal, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a good mentor and helpful friend.

33. I stayed up late watching "Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou" and was filled with tears. I'm so hungry, go to a colleague's house to have a meal.

34. She is very kind. She calls you every day when she says, "Sister Rou, I have no money."

35. I used to think about ordering takeout when I was hungry at night, but now I go to my best friend’s house to eat.

36. Eat when you need to eat, drink when you need to drink, the greatest wealth is. Be happy every day!

37. The rice at my friend’s house is so delicious. I am responsible for cooking it. I have already eaten two bowls and swear it is delicious.

38. At this time, I still haven’t gotten up or eaten. I’m really tough, but I’m actually very hungry.

39. Life is on the road, and life is elsewhere. Whenever there is a treat on the road, I just eat and drink. . It’s useless if you don’t eat.

40. I’m almost hungry. Let’s go to my best friend’s house to eat.