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Classic joke: begging

On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the hall. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" "

The boss gave him one and sent it away.

After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick.

The boss thought, why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice now? I gave him one and sent it away.

Not too old, here comes another beggar.

The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?"

The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late. The two beggars in front of me ate everything I could, and now there is only soup left. " Can you give me a straw? "