202 1 The hottest humorous jokes

1. When my wife finds mosquitoes before going to bed, she immediately sits up and sprays toilet water and mosquitoes from head to toe. The husband said, "Give me some, too." The wife glared: "If you spray, who will the mosquito bite?"

2. "How happy I am to be called my brother instead of my uncle when I give my seat to my child on the bus!" "What's your name?" "He said, big brother, thank you for giving up your seat to my grandson."

I heard that cactus can prevent radiation, and I even set the desktop of my computer as cactus, which is not afraid of computer radiation.

4. Being called a stupid bird by his mother because of his poor grades, the child said unconvinced: There are still stupid birds in the world.

There are three kinds, one is to fly first, and the other is too tired to fly. Mother quickly asked, that's the first one.

What about three kinds? The child said: this kind of thing is the most annoying. If you can't fly, you will lay eggs in the nest and ask the next generation to fly hard!

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. Although people didn't like him, he never gave up his dream. Finally, through unremitting efforts, it became a noble and beautiful white swan. The excited ugly duckling went home for the first time and shared his happiness with his parents. sequence

The next day, his parents divorced.

Youth: "I want to have a lot of money." Zen master: "as long as you can find it."

Seven balls, and your wish will come true. Youth: "You mean?

Dragon ball? "The Zen master shook his head." No, it's a two-color ball "

Seven. In the street, two men are quarreling. "You are an ass!