Qq funny swearing sentences

1, it's not your fault that your head is stupid, it's your fault that your head is flooded!

You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

3. According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads read short messages with thumb buttons! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

4. A positive person is like the sun. Where it shines, a negative person is like the moon. The fifteenth day of the first month is different.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

6. You hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption.

7. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

8. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

9, too vicious. I advise you to use less! Be careful not to be played.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

1 1. What a lovely elf it would be if mosquitoes liposuction instead of sucking blood.

12, pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

13, the mouse walks away with tears when it sees you!

14, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

15, a successful husband has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife finds such a husband.

16. Life is like a chicken feather. Your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feathers.

17, look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

18, deposited raw materials with twice the concentration of oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald.

19, your love is like a vending machine, and anyone with money can do it.

20. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

2 1, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * * … Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your * *?

22. Your Excellency is a natural inspiration!

23. You are a cute, charming, hardworking little white hybrid fish who will always serve the people.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

25. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

26. Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

27. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same strength as long as you skydive.

28. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

29. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

30, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

3 1. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you.

32. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

33. Really forced, dare to face your face without thickness.

34. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

35. You walked around 1 and scared a row of teaching buildings. You turn around at 2 o'clock: landslide, water flowing backwards. You turn around at 3 o'clock: Halley's comet hits the earth. You turn 4: Yao Ming plays table tennis instead.

36. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

37. There is a monkey in the zoo that makes everyone vomit. One day I went and I vomited; One day you went and the monkey threw up.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

39. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

40. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

4 1. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

42. I used to spend money at school, but now I spend money working.

43. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

44. To live is to keep tossing until one day you stop tossing.

45. Good students finished the exam: "Finished the exam-bad students finished the exam:" Shit. It's over! .

46. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

47. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

48, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, Lao Tzu is not serious!

49. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!

50. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

5 1. Wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

52. In our country, you don't learn so many weapons, but learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.

53. People rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

54, the left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

If you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave your body, so as not to pollute the environment.

Don't tell them that I did something good, it will affect my image!

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

58. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

6 1, the most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself!

62. What is more troublesome than meeting a shrew is … meeting two shrews at the same time.

63. You haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

64. Hey, have you just been struck by lightning, or are you going to be struck by lightning?

65. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

66. Can someone who secretly loves me confess? You are in a hurry and I am waiting.

67. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory!

68. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.

69. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to be shot by an inspector running around the street like this.

70. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference.

7 1, people live in general, but sadness is fragmentary.

72. When men have cigarettes and wine, they have stories. When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.

73. You don't have a doctor's license. Why did you say I was crazy?

74. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

75. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily, and even grenades will explode when they see you.

76. There are too many pleasantries, and the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

77. I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: I was in a hurry to fly over.

You look like a car accident.

79. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

80. When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love.

8 1, you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall. When you arrive at the Great Wall, the hero will not suffer immediate losses.