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Wandering Chinese World collects the usage of Chinese in family, campus and society.

A complete collection of online buzzwords

address

I: I mean.

MM: short for sister spelling.

GG: short for spelling brother.

JJ: short for sister spelling.

DD: Short for Quanpin Brother.

Girlfriend: short for girlfriend in English.

Boyfriend, the abbreviation of English boyfriend.

see you again

CYA: goodbye

Are you okay?

Bai Bai: Goodbye.

IOWAN2BWU: I just want to be with you.

Miss you crazily

Oh, I see.

CUL8R: See you later.

RPWT: personality problem

OICQ: It means oh, I'm looking for you.

3 166: Goodbye (Japanese)

886: Goodbye (English)

3Q: Thank you.

PF: admire

Dinosaur: a girl who is not very pretty (discrimination, please don't use it more)

Boss: People who are often praised and beaten by everyone.

Landlord: the person who posted the post

Upstairs: the person who posted the last post

Spotted bamboo: the meaning of the moderator, sometimes writing board pigs, etc.

Table: Don't read the word "don't" quickly.

Sauce purple: so the word "so" is almost finished.

Haokang: It looks good.

Niu b: also known as NB, Niu X.

Ze: Thieves are evil (disgusting), really evil.

Less evil

BBS: big-breasted girl

PF: admire

Ft: It's short for faint, which means faint.

Fen: It evolved from Minnan dialect.

Cold: fear

I'm so angry.

Don't die!

Action class

Irrigation: making boring posts

Throw bricks: follow

Pat a brick: criticize a post

Campus slogan

1. Don't let a strong life be the ghost of your first step. lawn

2. Be ashamed of abusing water and proud of saving water. water resource

3. The turning point of the road is the turning point of life.

4. Let go of your youth and your enthusiasm.

Cherish every drop of water so that Mother Earth won't cry.

6. Green life needs our care.

7. A healthy body comes from exercise.

8. Smile is our language and civilization is our belief.

9. Good boy = civilization+values+love+strength

10. Politeness is the easiest to do and the easiest to ignore, but it is the most precious.

1 1. Politeness and civilization are our golden keys.

12. Birds fly freely because of their wings, flowers are beautiful because of their fragrance, and the campus will be more advanced because of its civilization.

13. Civilization is the source of happiness.

14. Let our hearts be as beautiful as flowers.

15. It is our responsibility to care about the school; Caring for the school is our obligation; Love school, our voice.

16. School is a place to learn, and civilization is the foundation of success.

17. Let's take care of the collective, public property and the environment!

18. Let's say goodbye to uncivilized behavior.

19. Civilization is a bridge of communication.

20. Be kind to the flowers at hand and the grass under your feet!

2 1. The sky is the cradle of warmth. Don't spit smoke into the sky again, it will make the earth sad. Grass is a beautiful carpet, so don't litter and embarrass the earth!

22. Green and civilization are hope. Let's sow hope together!

23. Let our quality and civilization be displayed in words and deeds!

24. Civilization is the core of the flower of success and the sail of the ideal boat.

25. The starry sky has contributed to our wonderful, the sky has contributed to our blue, the forest has contributed to our green, the flowers have contributed to our wonderful, and nature has contributed to us. What should we do for nature?

26. It is not difficult to say hello to the teacher; The difficult thing is to insist on greeting the teacher sincerely.

27. Let the breath of civilization permeate every corner of the school.

28. Flowers decorate the world with beauty, and we beautify the campus with actions!

29. Give me a clean sky so that I can soar; Give me a blue ocean so that I can swim; Give me a beautiful, civilized and quiet campus, and let me sail in the ocean of knowledge!

30. Pick up a piece of paper, it is your own spirit that is pure; A stain deliberately erased purifies a person's soul.

3 1. "sow civilization and reap warmth",

32. "Beauty is civilization, beauty is wisdom and beauty is dedication",

33. "Don't do it because of the small evil, and don't do it because of the small good",

34. "Politeness is the golden key of human civilization",

35. "Did you laugh today? Did you say hello? Are you polite? Did you help others? "

antithetical couplet

Sentence: Cao Mengde defeated Chibi and Liu Huan defeated Sun Yue.

Analysis: inlaid couplets, embedded with two names. Quote the historical facts of Chibi.

Good couple: Emperor Gaozu sealed Luoyang Hou and Han.

Sentence: Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang River, Wangjiang River under Wangjiang Tower, Jiangling Tower through the ages, Jiangling River through the ages.

Analysis: This is a famous couplet in ancient and modern times. The original pair is "poetry platform, poetry talent, poetry platform, poetry platform, poetry talent."

Right: West Lane, West Wing, West Wing and then West Wing, one night in West Wing and one night in West Wing.

Business name of the company

The most interesting store name in Shantou should be "Ailai" bakery.

People who can speak Chaoshan dialect will know what it means! !

Hehe, this bakery likes to open next to other bakeries.

In Chaoshan dialect, "love comes" means "to make trouble"!

Street nonstandard language

First, I didn't mean to make a mistake (typo in quotation marks)

1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

12, hardware store signboard: "money" block

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

Furniture stores advertise "furniture"

The signboard of a hotel says "13 is too full"

A real estate advertisement "burying money on all sides" is very conspicuous.

Pharmaceutical merchants put out homophonic advertisements such as "Don't stop at the next point"

The word "stop" is written as "well", fast food is written as the upper left of the word "rice", eggs are written as "eggs", and all kinds of beer are written as "all kinds of beer sprinkles"