Simple jokes, especially short ones.

Xiaoming's father asked Xiaoming to buy him cigarettes and gave him 3 yuan money.

Before Xiaoming came to the supermarket, he saw his classmate Xiaohua singing: "Get up ... Get up ... Get up//"Xiaoming wanted to learn and gave him one yuan. study

Later, Xiao Ming left and left. I saw an old woman singing: "Zhuzhu is my hometown, Zhuzhu is my hometown."

Xiaoming wants to learn it again. So I gave my grandmother a dollar and learned.

Xiao Ming walked and saw a young man singing, "The little Japanese devil is gone. . The Japanese are gone. . "Xiao Ming wants to learn it again. Gave him a yuan to learn.

When he got home, his father asked him, "Where are the cigarettes?"

"Learn songs!"

"What songs have you learned? Kneel down first! "

"Get up .. get up ... get up. . "

"Don't you kneel?

Get out of here! "Dad said.

"Column is my hometown. . Column is my hometown! "

"Well, if you don't roll, I will roll," dad said.

"The little japs are gone. . The Japanese are gone. . ! "