Funny sentences left on the message board (selected 5 1 sentence)

2. An elegant person like you generally can't shit!

I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

My heart is the grave, and I can't be the protagonist who is afraid of death.

5. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

6. Do you want to kiss? Sorry, I didn't buy jelly!

7, grow so big, homework will never abandon us.

8. How can you wear a wedding dress without experiencing a few scum?

9. Teacher, I will give you as many points as you give me.

10, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

1 1, I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

12, leaving a message with some humorous sentences will make people think you are humorous. !

13, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

14, the exam, ready to fill the test paper, angered the marking teacher.

15, you are all ashamed to lie. How can I not believe it?

16, it's not the mistress who hates it, but the mistress who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

17, I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, you made me do it!

18, the so-called holiday, the family suspects, go out without money, idle every day.

19, one third of life is in bed, and the wife accounts for half of the bed.

20. During the summer vacation, you see how much my dad likes you, so I will count you down every day.

2 1, mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, others will look down on you.

22. The furthest distance in the world is when you are in Australia and I cook porridge at home.

23, I am such a good girl, you look down, boy, do you like men?

24. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and found that I was worried.

25. Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework. Can you postpone the start date?

No.26 finally knew why the military training turned around, because Sun was very uniform.

27. The saddest thing in the world is lack of sleep, especially when you have a cold.

28. Actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately I don't have time to say it because my sister threw up.

29. What is a lovelorn girl? We women are animals, and we won't die if we bleed for a week.

30. I always have doubts in my heart. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

3 1, I believe a man will come to this world for my torture.

Don't challenge your sister's temper. Your sister has more blacklists than your friends.

33. Nowadays, advertisements are really deceptive. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.

34. There are too many worlds, which directly leads to our talented people being buried!

35. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

36. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they care about whether there are aliens in the world.

I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

38. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied Pinyin. Can I see the donkey?

39. Sending text messages in class, the feeling of hooking your neck and worrying, can only be experienced by those who have experienced it.

40, a few days before the start of school, students who tried to catch up with their homework and secretly tore up some holiday homework from the middle raised their hands.

4 1, I am a very principled person. My principle is, no matter where it is delicious, I can!

42, check deg just to keep your nose from staying. Deg is just to wipe your nose so that no one can see it.

43. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores. This is an academic stain!

44. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

45, sister paper QQ mood: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: just don't give money to buy things.

46. When the moon is old, we will retire. Don't force it. You still have it. How many families did Saner destroy?

47. When Dayu was in charge of water control, his wife sang at home every day when he didn't enter the house, thinking of him: Dayu who I missed in those years.

48, a big task will be given to Sri Lanka that day. We must steal QQ first, seal its Weibo, take its computer away, and take its mobile phone away, so as to concentrate on learning, so as not to fail!

49. When a person forgot to bring money, he put the bill on the counter. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, "Here is your bill."

50. It's not that I don't fold quilts. It's mainly that I love old ones, or that I like the quilt I slept in the day before going to bed. I have to be forced to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

5 1, female: I already have a boyfriend. M: I don't mind. I still like you. Others commented. Mdashmdash is really a spoony man. M: I already have a girlfriend. W: I don't mind. I still like you. Some people commented on mdash. Shit! Shameless mistress