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Urgent! ! Seek an inspirational sketch of youth in junior high school campus!
B: Yes, a cross talk
A: We are partners when we get on stage
B: When we get off stage, we are deskmates
A: He is you at my deskmate. (Singing) Who married you who is sentimental?
B: Here. The moustache, oh, it's an eyebrow.
B: What's your look?
A: Just kidding. Now we are close friends.
B: Yes, we have a special relationship.
A: If I were Nintendo, B: I would be Contra, the best playmate.
A. Care about you all the time
A: If I am Optimus Prime
B: Then I am a bumblebee, a close comrade
A: If I am a corn cannon
B: Then I am a tall nut, ok, plants vs. zombies
A: We have been classmates since childhood
B: Yes, we were in the same class in primary school < What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: My dream is to be an uncle.
B: Little boys are envious of **
A: Through my years of hard work, my dream is now half realized ...
B: How can it be half?
a: someone called me uncle ...
b: oh, such a half. No matter how hard you try, some people will call you uncle. What's the use?
A: We have been brothers since childhood, and we have an old enemy.
B: Old enemy.
A: Yes, his name is "other people's children". B: Other people's children?
A: Yes, when I was naughty when I was a child, my mother said, Look, how obedient other children are
B: Yes, as soon as I failed the exam, my mother said, Look, other children always get a hundred
A: This other children never play games, never talk about QQ, and always learn
B: This other children. Back to the first grade
A: It's too much to go to school in a foreign country for a month. B: After talking for a long time, what do other people's children look like? A: Yes, what does such a perfect child look like? B: I've never seen it before. It's just a legend. A: One day, students were called to the school square. I think I donated 4 yuan, gave my love and wore a watch. My partner is different. < P > B: What's wrong with me?
a: when my partner heard about it, he ran to the nurse and asked, "What's for 1, CC?"
b: huo, 1, CC
a: the nurse calmly said, "the urn. . 。”
b: even the bone marrow is gone
a: my partner is very caring
b: what is love? I'm obsessed with money.
a: another time, my partner and I went to the movies and played Harry Potter. b: yes, we all liked it.
a: when we entered the stadium, I was a fool. This also puts others aside, and he may get angry. My partner, who is very measured, smiled after listening to it.
B: Kid, we can't be as knowledgeable as him.
A: He turned around and said, "Little friend, come to the movies, too." He heard a scream: Mom! Mom! The magic has worked.
b: oh, fuck you.
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