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The story of when the devil took the princess (joke)
One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept calling her the devil. You can call her a broken throat. No one will come to save your princess. No one will come to save you. The devil said that the devil can speak of the devil. Why do you call me the devil? Wow, I saw a ghost. Damn it, you can see me. Oh,My God! God, who told me who didn't tell you who didn't tell me who didn't tell me who was pretending to be me? Who told me who was looking for trouble? Which one was looking for me? I didn't. There are many people here. I just arrived. Who are you? Which one is not who? He is not my princess. Is everyone here to save me? I am not here to save you. It's none of my business for me to see the excitement. Go first, Devil. Answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this magic king? You good devil won't play what I do. If there is no one to play the princess devil, I can go. Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go ... Why: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement. What do you want to watch me? What, you want to fuck me? Rogue! I cann't believe you. where am I? What do I care? Damn it! I'm going crazy. What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? I don't know anything. I don't know anything! I didn't know I was here! Is someone calling me? Someone, I didn't call you. I didn't call him. Who wronged you? I didn't, I didn't, I didn't wronged you ... I dare you. I dare you: I didn't say anything. What do you want me to say? I don't want you. Aren't you my long-lost brother? My long-lost brother handcuffed me with such a long name. Who will be called? I have to get out of this place of trouble. This is my territory ... What am I? No: stop arguing that Allah is talking ... stop arguing that Allah: I'm not talking ... I'm not: I'm not talking! ... I'm not going anywhere. I'm sorry to talk outside. (wriggle) I have nothing: it's none of your business. Go away (the two brothers go out angrily) It's none of your business. Why did you kick me out? Why: I didn't want to kick you out. Be good and cry. I didn't. Oh, it's none of my business. It's none of my business. Does anyone call me? I'm really sorry to leave. It's none of your business. You're not my cousin? It's none of my business. It's been a long time. I'm not here for a long time. Devil, have you finished? He didn't have me. You didn't Who told me what to do? I can't believe you're going to fuck me. You and I won't fuck him. Who said I wouldn't? Who wronged me and didn't say ... Why do you want me? You two are shameless. I want you both! Who wants me? I don't want it. Devil: Hurry up. Besides, I'm going to kick someone out. Kick me out? Anyone who looks for K K will not mention my name, and then mention me. K He will not K me. I will finally let me catch one. Kill one: I've had enough of it. Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go: Look at my eighteen dragons! Me: Look at my nine-yin white bone claw. What do I have to look at? What do I have to look at? What's to see: Brother, I finally found you! Let's go out and talk. It's a betrothal meeting. From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia …
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