A joke about Guangxi people's evaluation

Some people in Guangxi speak Mandarin with inaccurate pronunciation, often with obvious local accent. It is common to treat empty space as public, mouth as dog and wind as madness, which leads to the following jokes.

When friends are far away, they usually serve a plate of snails when eating. The host picked up a snail and said, man! Then throw it away. Clip another one and say: man! He was arrested and abandoned, and kept muttering: Another male friend was surprised and thought: Amazing, Guangxi people are amazing, even male and female snails can see it!

I also invited friends to dinner. The host in Guangxi caught a little cold and found himself sitting under the air outlet of the air conditioner. He said, I have a cold and can't sit next to a mad dog. After that, I changed my seat and my friend was unhappy. What do you mean, I'm a mad dog? There was a misunderstanding!