Classic Northeastern dialect jokes

1.

The child asked: What is bravery? Dad: Just kidding!

The child asked: What is gentleness? Dad: That’s stupid!

The child asked: What is honesty? Dad: Bear!

The child asked: What is positivity? Dad: Come on!

The child asked: What is shame? Dad: Just eat it!

The child asked: Why can’t I understand these? Dad: "Two."

The child asked: What is recklessness? Dad: Biao!

The child asked: What is strong? Dad: Bladder!

The child asked: What is weakness? Dad: Let’s have some noodles!

The child asked: What is frugality? Dad: Pick it!

The child asked: What is waste? Dad: Let’s make it!

The child asked: What is slander? Dad: Just bury it!

The child asked: What is shame? Dad: Let’s lower the price!

The child said: This time I understood everything! Dad: Just pretend.

2.

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of beauty called Daijin;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of itch called tingling;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of ugliness called Koke;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of dirty called Mati;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of stupidity called Tiger;

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In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of chaos called Pierpianer.

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of answer called um;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of idleness. Talking is called Duduzi;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of short-term protection, called Huduzi;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of bad luck, called Wanduzi;

In In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of impatience called rolling cubs

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of chatting called nagging;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of beginning called originality;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of anger called anxious eye;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of straightforwardness called openness;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of alternative called Julu;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of love called rarity;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of dislike called geying;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of stupidity called mountain cannon;

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In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of idiot who calls out the two righteousnesses;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of backlash called vomiting rebellion;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of idiot Possibility is called being unprepared;

In Heilongjiang, there is one kind of impossibility, which is called too much trouble;

In Heilongjiang, there is one kind of not being in a hurry, which is called rushing;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of nagging called Moji;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of mistake called Chabi;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of show-off called Dese;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of comfort called Dejin;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of ability called urine quality;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of stuttering called Keba;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of hard work called a flat belly;

In Heilongjiang, there is a corner called a corner;

In Heilongjiang, there is a corner The place where you farm is called Nagada;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of rural area called Tunzi;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of teasing called Liaochi;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of strength called Pishi;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of hurry called Sha Leng;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of searching called Samo;

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of saliva called Halazi.

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of bag called a satchel.

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of bag called a satchel.

In Heilongjiang, there is a kind of pain in the balls that makes you howl like crazy.

In Heilongjiang, there is an area called the whole wave.

In Heilongjiang, there is a custom called Dingbiao

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