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Cao Xueqin didn't write A Dream of Red Mansions until the 1980s. What is the story that may happen after 80 times?

Cao Xueqin didn't write A Dream of Red Mansions until the 1980s. What is the story that may happen after 80 times?

Classic joke Daquan hilarious 20 17 Too much to drink is afraid of vomiting.

Many cocks are chasing hens, and their necks are ringing. One cock has red eyes and says nothing, and the hens are moved. Newly married, hen: You are so cool. Why didn't you scream? Rooster: Drink too much that day? Afraid of vomiting.

I don't know how many times I've watched the Red Chamber, but it's intermittent. After reading it for several months, I wrote nearly 600 comments, but I don't want to get to this point too soon. Finally, I arrived. The eightieth time: Mei Xiangling succumbed to the stick of the greedy husband, and Taoist Wang compensated her jealousy. This time Xiangling and Yingchun were humiliated, and their lives were almost over.

I started writing a dream of red mansions last year. I named it "less reading a dream of red mansions, less writing three solutions". A teenager started reading A Dream of Red Mansions, with a pen name "Xi Sishao", which means that I read A Dream of Red Mansions less, and one reads A Dream of Red Mansions less, so if I am not careful, I will fall into it.

I have written more than 300 articles for more than a year, but I dare not rely on my own professional knowledge. I have the right to teach myself and make friends with literature. Now I have a very different understanding of the red chamber, and I feel that some of them need small progress, so I love a dream of red mansions more.

According to the foreshadowing and criticism of Tsao Gong's first eighty chapters, let me first predict the story that may happen after eighty chapters.

Xiangling must have died the next few times, and the Spring Festival won't be long. The two men have explained their verdict. Then it should be Tan Chunyuan's marriage, which is also explained in the judgment. Then, Jia Mu died of illness, Yuanyang committed suicide, Baoyu Baochai got married, Daiyu died in tears, Xifeng divorced, Jia Fu was copied, Jia She Jia Zheng was arrested, Attacker got married, Jia Lan was elected, Li Wan died, fell victim, became a monk, Miaoyu Mud was trapped in Guazhoudu and Xiangyun got married. There are many, many, dare not say any more.

If Zuo Zongtang finished writing A Dream of Red Mansions after the 1980s, it would really be a bitter taste with tears and blood. If you count carefully, at least 20 major events will happen, all of which are great sorrow. The Jiafu mansion eventually collapsed, and the descendants were scattered. A century-old prosperous family has since become the memory of "withered grass and small trees, once a ballroom".

Sometimes I think it may be a good thing that the Dream of Red Mansions is unfinished, otherwise we may see the decline of the whole family, the dispersion of descendants, the impermanence of life and death, the pain of hard work, ups and downs, and the emptiness of consciousness. As far as I'm concerned, I may not understand it, because the dispersion is too real for us to face.

A dream of red mansions is a book that can be read for a lifetime. At different ages, you will feel different. Every time I read it, it seems that I have lived again and experienced life again, and I feel that my whole soul has been baptized and purified.

At first reading, we are always moved by the love between Baochai and the innocent and poetic life interest of the good teenagers in the Grand View Garden. Maybe at that time, we were as young and energetic as them, and teenagers didn't know the taste of sorrow. The Grand View Garden is a paradise for Baoyu, Baochai and Daiyu. Isn't it the utopia we once dreamed of?

I watched it again, and gradually realized the taste of life and death, and began to secretly cry. For those parting, weddings and funerals that will come in life, some people will leave, or leave, or die. For the helplessness and pain of growing up, all the beautiful things are gone. Isn't the Grand View Garden a paradise lost? Is Utopia now a green grave in the dusk?

When you understand that A Dream of Red Mansions is just a big dream, it will be empty in the end. It doesn't matter after crying. It will be to let go of all the obsessions, all the hidden pains, all the regrets, all the eternal love and vows, and all the cares and wealth in the world.

Red people, confidantes, red years, innocence, youthful noise, always generally lively, just like Baoyu prefers red. Landlord, pavilions, dance halls, independent high-rise buildings, panoramic view of the world, secular human feelings, exclusive to me, but suddenly I saw him entertaining guests, seeing his high-rise buildings rise and seeing his buildings collapse. Dreamer, pipe pillow, illusory, three realms return, four emptiness, life and death, invisible body, ethereal nature.

Red scattered, the building collapsed, and the dream was empty. Just like Cao Gong said: Sorrow and joy are still illusory, and a dream in ancient and modern times is absurd. For example, Zhen said: It's ridiculous that you feel that other countries are my hometown after singing, and in the end, you always make wedding dresses for others.

As a result, it shows that this Dream of Red Mansions is broken to pieces, a Dream of Red Mansions laments, a Dream of Red Mansions makes people cry, a Dream of Red Mansions is full of blood and tears, and finally ends with a truly clean Dream of Red Mansions.

I suddenly remembered a sentence: I didn't understand a dream of red mansions when I was young, but I am no longer a teenager. How many people have read a dream of red mansions all their lives? How many people still cry every time they watch it? How many people have changed from hair to white hair and are still haunted? How many people met and fell in love because of A Dream of Red Mansions? How many people have read a dream of red mansions and have not wasted their lives? Clearly familiar to remember every poem, but unfamiliar to never know each other, just like when Baodai first met, she was obviously a foreigner in front of her eyes, but she was like an old friend in her heart.

Both A Dream of Red Mansions and A Story of the Stone are destined to flow into the bones and blood of everyone who likes it and tell us a story of joys and sorrows.

Author: Xi Sishao, tell you a different story of the Red Chamber.

The real joke of animals is not to intentionally and illegally hold "guns"

Bee: Your honor, I didn't mean to carry a gun illegally. Our family runs a sugar factory, and there are often criminals who want to secretly taste the sweetness. I have to equip myself with a gun.