A few jokes, very weighty. thank you

Patient: I can't sleep Doctor: This red pill makes you dream of Dehua; Allen's white dream; Green dream of nourishing hair. Patient: So eat it all? Doctor: You can see that this is terrible. Money is not the problem, the problem is no money. 2. Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt.

3, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge.

4, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

6. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

7. Refuse to accept anyone when you are drunk, just hold the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

9, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, then adults.

10, what is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher. There is a family named Pan, and the elder passed away. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary says this:

Filial piety: Pangenko

Filial piety: Chi family

Filial piety granddaughter: Pan Liangci

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi

But this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it.

So I read it to him like this: "Be filial, turn over ... and fight with ..."

Hearing this, the filial piety man felt very strange, but he was afraid to ask, so he turned a somersault.

Then he said, "Filial piety, too ... is ..."

Hearing this, the filial daughter-in-law said, "I want to turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault.

Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. 」

Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thought that her parents had turned over, so I turned over! So I turned two somersaults.

At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "Mom and Dad turned it over once, and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" I started to get nervous when I thought about it: "What should I do? 」

I saw the old man slit his throat and read aloud:

"Filial piety sun ... turn to ... go to hell ..."