A complete collection of jokes and hilarious jokes.

1, comma didn't get up until eight o'clock and didn't wash his face. She ran with her schoolbag on her back.

Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report", sat in his seat and listened to the geography teacher.

"Little comma, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with his pointer. "What is the equator?"

The little comma blushed and replied, "class starts at eight o'clock and you don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "

2. The professor of economics said in class: "Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Who knows that migrant workers in a country earn the most money? Is it Taylor, Yue Lao, Philo, or? "

The small comma answers first: "McDonald's!"

The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms. Now? Only 24? He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reaction, but there was silence in the classroom.

The professor had to point to the small comma in the front row and say, is there another carbon atom? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

Small comma murmured: No one has left the classroom since class!