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Can you name a hundred happy things?
2. Everything in the physical examination sheet is normal.
I got up early in the morning and found my hair was in a lovely mess.
4. Receiving a birthday present is what is most needed.
When there is traffic jam, favorite programs will be played on the radio.
6. The favorite team won the game.
7. I found that the pants that have been idle for several years in the closet are popular again.
8. I had to go out early and found the air was ridiculously good.
9. At the end of the month, I ran out of ammunition and food, and I actually found a hundred dollars in my clothes pocket that I didn't know where to put it!
10, the myopia of eyes did not increase with age.
1 1, met a group of people with low jokes.
12、? It was after that important sentence that the mobile phone just died.
13, your favorite singer released a new album.
14, dream about the person you want to dream about.
15、? The mysterious admirer took another look at you.
16、? I met a baby who laughed himself to death before telling you a joke.
17, my friend's dog likes you.
18, when shopping, the boss unexpectedly gave you a smile gift.
19, what I bought was liked by many people.
I received an unexpected surprise.
3 1, mother's blood pressure is normal.
32. Sleeping late is aboveboard.
33. My friend finally got a visa.
34. What I thought must have been lost unexpectedly appeared.
35. I thought the credit card would definitely be overdrawn. When I checked, there were hundreds of balances.
36. I found my father humming the most popular golden song (and it is not suitable for him to sing).
37. Here comes the phone. It is yours.
38. Another zit has been calmed down.
39. New Pants, too lazy to try, fits like a tailor.
40. When I was reading a book, I found that the author hit it off with himself and had a tacit understanding.
4 1. Sing the same song with friends while walking.
42. I often go to KTV and add new songs.
43. I found that place when I couldn't hold back!
44. Cooperate with colleagues to accomplish an arduous task.
45. Go out with a green light, and then it will be green all the way.
46. The saplings planted last year survived healthily and grew happily.
47. My favorite restaurant opened a branch in front of my house.
48. Foreign hostage-taking incidents of concern have been resolved peacefully.
49. Choosing gifts for others is heartfelt praise and appreciation.
50. The missed replay time of the good program just happened.
5 1, the little goldfish at home is still alive after a few days of business trip.
52. After watching the horror movie, I went to bed and didn't dream anything I shouldn't have dreamed.
53. I went home late at night in winter and went to bed to find that my family had turned on the electric blanket in advance.
54. Because of the price, I finally got a 50% discount on what I was reluctant to buy.
55. Your brand products bought with malicious heart insist on not reducing prices in the seasonal discount craze.
56. I didn't fall down once.
57. I tripped and fell for a long time, but I got up and found no one around.
58. In full view, I slipped and fell into the mud. I got up and found that the baked sweet potato in my hand was not dirty at all.
59. Take the elevator directly to the 25th floor.
I happened to meet the same taxi driver when I came home.
6 1, unexpected winning.
62. Strangers smile at you on the road.
63. The outer bag of the newly bought schoolbag matches your mobile phone perfectly.
64. I saw a delightful loving couple.
When I got on the bus, it suddenly began to rain, but when I arrived at my destination, the rain stopped.
66. Pass the interview.
67. Have a happy day in the playground.
When I first went there, I ordered the best food in this restaurant.
69. You can wear short sleeves in Xishuangbanna in cold winter.
70. Turn the air conditioner to the maximum on the hottest night, then cover the quilt and sleep warmly.
7 1, the moment when the plane skidded off the runway and took off.
72. A new method of eating instant noodles at home has been developed, which tastes great.
73. The sunset is particularly red.
74. I found the internet speed extremely fast.
75, the mobile phone fee is lower than expected.
76. Take the bus first, there are many seats to choose from.
77. When I came home during the holiday, I found that the road I had dug for almost half a year had been repaired, and it was as flat as a fake.
78. My roommate doesn't snore at night.
79. Buy a pen that is particularly easy to write.
80. It's windy on Sunday, so you don't have to go out and lie in bed reading idle books.
8 1, the score is super accurate, the volunteer is just right, and I didn't eat at all.
82. When someone else's cell phone has no signal, his cell phone signal is full.
83. I like watching several musicals in a row, and I know my lines by heart.
84. When you need a hug, get a warm hug.
85. When the telephone rings, you pick up the receiver and find that it is the person you were thinking about just now.
86. When someone scratches your back, he immediately scratches the most itchy place.
87. I saw a lovely baby. Babies always make interesting moves.
88. Go out and play with the cats and dogs at home. The air is really good.
89. I was shocked by a wonderful lyric.
90. I suddenly received a love letter from someone I secretly love. My heart is beating fast. Suddenly I feel that happiness has just arrived.
9 1, wake up in the morning! I thought I should go to work and school in pain, but I looked at my watch and it was only 4: 30, so I picked up a bargain and fell asleep.
92, suddenly found that next year's birthday is on the weekend or just a holiday. So I started looking forward to it.
93. I happened to see funny clothes worn by pedestrians on the road, and I couldn't help but look at them a few times and then laugh.
94, praised by foreign friends for fluent spoken English and standard pronunciation.
After flying for four hours, I am still in my own airspace, so I am proud of the vastness and greatness of my motherland.
96. When I got up in the morning, breakfast was ready and put on the table. It was neither too hot nor too cold, and I suddenly became happy.
97. Bathe the cats and dogs at home. They are very nice.
98. Sitting in a dim cinema, accompanied by the leading actor, he shed tears without restraint.
99. It is rare to have a good rest in the afternoon. Bask in the sun, read a book, drink some tea, and consider whether to wear heavy makeup for fun.
100 ? Made a nice cup of coffee.
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