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President Truman said "Down with the Japanese"
& gt If you know, please raise your hand. "
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& gt After a long time, Yamamoto, a new student from Japan, replied in broken English:
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> "1775, Butrick Henry said."
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& gt "Good, then, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?"
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& gt "1863, abraham lincoln said."
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& gt That's right, class. It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now.
& gt But students who grew up in America can't answer. What a pity! "
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& gt "Kill the Japanese?" There is a strange cry in the classroom.
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& gt "Who! Who said that! " The female teacher flushed with anger.
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& gt Yamamoto immediately replied, "1945, said by President Truman."
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