51 Funny Blessings

1. On Labor Day, I wish you are rewarded for your hard work and deserved for your hard work. There is stillness in the movement, there is movement in the stillness, there is movement in the stillness, there is stillness in the movement, the world changes, I wish you never change, I wish you a sunny day every day! Sunny every day!

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3. Labor is valuable, but health is more valuable. Don't be tired of fame and fortune, live a happy and carefree life. Working with a healthy body can create value; working with a healthy mind can create happiness! Happy Labor Day!

4. I thought about you countless times last night, and after much thought, you were the coolest. I searched for you thousands of times in my dreams, but suddenly I looked back and saw you tied deep in the donkey shed, cruel and cruel. I plan to give you a pair of shorts via text message on May Day. Hey, I can’t let you get old naked***...

5. I will give you eight quits on May Day: seven quits after meals: one quit smoking, two The third commandment is to loosen your belt, the fourth commandment is to drink tea immediately, the fifth commandment is to walk a hundred steps, the sixth commandment is to take a bath immediately, and the seventh commandment is to sleep immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

6. My dear, I finally feel sorry for you working day and night on housework. In order to continue to enjoy your "services" with peace of mind in the future, I have to reluctantly decide: this May Day term You handle it!

7. They say that labor is the most glorious, and you are the one who performs this glorious duty; they say that holidays are the happiest, and you are the one who enjoys this relaxing holiday. Life should be such a balance between work and rest. May Day is coming, remember to have a good rest!

8. Brother, it’s the damn holiday again, you know I still have nowhere to go, hurry up and clean up your messy house, and wait for my boss to come!

9. Every door faces a green mountain. Every window faces a starry sky. Open your heart and let your faith be as firm as a mountain. Open your heart and face the stars calmly and calmly. Open yourself up and enjoy the gentle breeze.

10. Only those who work hard like bees can get a sweet life, and those who work hard like ox can enjoy a practical life. Labor makes every day interesting. Get moving, my friend, and life will be more exciting!

11. There are no couples that can’t be separated, only mistresses who don’t work hard; there are no banquets that never end, there are only silent endings; there are no roads that can’t be taken, there are only people who can’t figure it out; there are no people who like to be alone. Partners are only friends with whom we have lost contact!

12. Greetings to you: Happy May Day! I wish you: a successful career, a spring breeze in love; a fleeting life, a bright future with laughter; endless joy in life, looking forward to the future, and dominating the world. I sincerely congratulate you today.

13. One flower cannot make spring, only thousands of flowers hanging low on the branches can have the spring scenery in the garden; one blessing cannot make a difference, only thousands of words can make you happier. Tomorrow is May Day, I wish you a thousand joys and a lot of happiness!

14. On May Day, missing you is the happiest thing; seeing you is the happiest thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I have always done. However, I lied to you about what happened just now! hey-hey!

15. May Day is here, and I want to give you five ones: a good mood, a good body, a good career, a good family, and finally a good holiday. Happy Labor Day to you!

16. Are you free on May Day? I want to find you. Can you wait for me at the station? But I'm afraid it won't be easy to recognize in a crowd, so you put your hair in an explosive style, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and a porcelain bowl in your left hand to contact me. The secret code is: Okay, okay!

17. You have always been so dazzling that I look up to you. Why can you always drown out my brilliance on the same flat ground? I feel ashamed in front of you. I guess all light bulbs are like you! Happy May Day!

18. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want. It remains unchanged and will always remain unchanged... If you like, you can also accumulate points, but it will cost more. A constant comes, and that constant is equal to - I love you. Happy May Day.

19. Husband, I discovered a formula while not working on Labor Day. I wonder if I can win the Nobel Prize: Since ancient times, a mathematical equation is correct (A=B, B=C, so A =C), my discovery is: you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig!

20. The earth is tuned to vibration, the climate has entered menopause, the economy is in crisis, housing prices are so high that it’s hard to breathe, and jobs are a problem. If you are working overtime on May Day, congratulations. Faced with difficulties, you are out.

21. Labor Day is here, I wish you will be rewarded for your hard work: gain blockbuster performance, get a soaring promotion, make huge profits, enjoy once and for all comfort, and have the courage to make the final decision. Happy May Day!

22. On May Day, I give you a table of delicacies, a gorgeous house, a luxury car, and gold ornaments. I wish you all the best. The delicacies are filled with health, the luxurious house is filled with peace, and the luxury car is filled with blessings. For happiness, gold jewelry is full of good luck, and I wish you a happy May Day!

23. On May Day, I wonder what kind of animal you are. Are you worried about being as fat as a pig? Is it sinful to be as lazy as a pig? Is it pitiful to be as stupid as a pig? Of course not, you are a pig! Whatever you want to do, do it!

24. Loyalty and dedication are reflected in the stars and the moon, and the moon represents my heart; hard work and enterprising spirit lead to innovation, and performance condenses my actions; foresight, scientific development, and brilliance are connected with my emotions. May 1st is Labor Day, please stop what you are doing and have a good rest.

25. Hello, dear friend! Congratulations on winning a May Day Labor Medal, two wrinkles, three gray hairs, a waist circumference of four inches, a waist circumference of five feet, and a weight of six kilograms. Work less on May Day, it’s time to take a rest!

26. It’s good to have more and less money all the time; it’s good to have handsome people and ugly people; it’s good to be healthy when you’re old and young; it’s good to be poor and rich and harmonious; it’s good to understand all worries; Just be safe! Just happy Labor Day!

27. Labor Day is coming soon. I wish you all the best in advance for those of us who may have cramps at work, convulsions if we work overtime, convulsions while working, sobs when receiving money, abstract blessings, or even fake holidays. Happy Holidays to all the working people out there!

28. Turn every drop of water in the sea into your good luck; turn every cloud in the sky into your success; turn every sentence on your phone into Become a blessing to you and wish you a happy Labor Day in advance.

29. I give you eight precepts on Labor Day: seven after meals: one is to quit smoking, the second is to eat fruit immediately, the third is to loosen your belt, the fourth is to drink tea immediately, and the fifth is to walk for a hundred steps. Liu Jie takes a bath immediately, Qi Jie sleeps immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

30. There is a kind of distance called far; there is a kind of thing called fate; there is a kind of feeling called longing. There is a person who is not by your side, but sends blessings through text messages. I hope you will be happy every day during the May Day holiday!

31. The wind can always blow open the delicate flowers in spring; the rain can always wake up the sleeping buds; the feet can always measure the length of the rugged mountain road; the heart can always tolerate all things in the world. Vast. The pinnacle of success, as long as you work hard, you will eventually reach it!

32. Your ideals, fantasies, and dreams will come true; business affairs, private affairs, and inner affairs will all be satisfactory; the road to wealth, luck, and life will be smooth; sunny days, cloudy days, wind and rain God, I’m in a good mood every day! Happy Labor Day to you!

33. May Day is here, and the mouse’s dream is to drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we the ones in darkness? The wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and wear it on May Day. And you?

34. Labor is glorious! It’s shameful not to work! Loving labor is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let’s go to work first. I’ll take a nap first and then come back!

35. To make the audience happy, make a show; to make the husband happy, make a show; to make the wife happy, cook; to make colleagues happy, make a host; to make the leader happy, do things; to make yourself happy, dream; to make everyone happy. Be happy and make RMB!

36. Hello, haven’t you had a physical examination for a long time? Please turn your head as shown below: ↑↓←→↑↓←→, yes, up, down, left, right... Well, the test is over, your head is functioning normally, please continue to use it with confidence. Happy May Day!

37. Little girl, give me a smile. If you don’t smile, I will give you a smile. It’s not enough for you to have friends from far away. Confucius said that all the good cabbage is given to pigs. I was short at that time. I got into college with 400 points.

38. Holidays happen every year, but this holiday is particularly different. Do you know why? I don’t know, I’m here to tell you, I also studied for a long time before I knew the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

39. The Spring Festival is here, and I am so touched to receive countless blessings; Valentine’s Day is here, and I am so excited to receive a large bouquet of roses; May Day is here, and I am so heartbroken to receive a large number of wedding invitations... …Why are there so many fines!

40. Grasp ancient and modern civilizations with both hands, listen to Eastern and Western culture with two ears; put two feet on your shoulders, and focus on commenting on awesome articles; look at the beautiful rivers and mountains with one eye, and see beautiful and handsome men with one eye; inhale the aura of heaven and earth with one breath, Hold back and wait for your message back. Happy Labor Day!

41. I wish you a happy May Day: more and more bonuses, more progress in your career, more popularity, more good health, and more beauties around you that everyone loves!

42. Thinking of you on May Day is the happiest thing; seeing you is the happiest thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I always do It happened; however, lying to you happened just now.

43. "May Day is here, are you still alone?" "*** Will I turn into a dog!" Help, I can't stop laughing.

44. One-day family trip on May Day, round trip by bus, activities include cleaning the floors and kitchen grease in my house, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, bringing your own lunch, two hundred people, Sign up as soon as possible.

45. I want to make a wish on May Day: If you are a shooting star, I will pursue you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you are a star, I will fall in love with you. It’s a pity. You are an orangutan and I can only see you in the zoo! well! What a pity!

46. I don’t have Sun Wukong’s fighting cloud to fly to you! There will be no magician's smooth transfer! But I have a mobile phone, so I use ten cents to send the most sincere blessing: I wish you a happy May Day!

47. You and I are all mortals, born in this world. Running around all day long is hard and there is no time to rest. May Day is here, give your body a holiday and have fun; give your mind a holiday and have fun. happy holidays!

48. May Day is coming, my heart is happy, and I miss you even more than before. Looking up at the clear sky and the stars, I pray from my heart that you may be safe. Troubles in life, run away from sorrow, there is only laughter in your world. I wish you a happy May Day until you grow old.

49. The CPI is at a high level, spending money on shopping is too expensive, money deposited in the bank has shrunk, loan interest has doubled, buying a house is ahead of schedule, spending money on travel is a pain, working overtime is too tiring, there is no chance for romance, life It’s worth recalling, tomorrow should be beautiful!

50. You are undoubtedly happy when you receive a text message, happiness is undoubtedly happiness, happiness is undoubtedly warmth, warmth is undoubtedly friendship, and lasting friendship is undoubtedly the happiest thing. I wish you a happy May Day!

51. May Day is here, may you have the happiness of "Five Ones". I wish you a prosperous career, consistent love, over 100 million yuan in money, wisdom and wisdom, and the union of ideals and reality!

52. If a star falls and hits you on the head at night, please don’t worry! This is the May Day gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will live a happy life, because you are stupid.

53. On May Day, I will give you roses, which I rely on to express my feelings; I will also give you a big peach blossom, on which my fortune depends; and I will give you a bunch of lilies, which I can count on for a hundred years of good fortune.

54. Elites from all walks of life who are fighting to make money send a couplet: First couplet: Eat when you should, drink when you should, don’t take it to heart when something happens; Second couplet: Take a bubble bath and watch Table, one second of comfort is one second; horizontal comment: Happy May Day labor!

55. May Day is here and the weather is getting hot. I am going to do three small things for the people across the country: 1. Put on gloves for flies; 2. Put on masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you. May you have plenty to eat and be in a good mood during the holidays!

56. Work needs a little more hard work, life needs a little more happiness, love needs a little more sweetness, friendship needs a little more contact, and May Day needs a little more rest.

Enjoy life, celebrate May Day, and remember to keep in touch with friends!

57. Labor Day is here, and I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Just K you once, then T kick you, and finally I make the V sign again! Happy Labor Day!

58. Sweet, the sweetness of your smile is like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Why do you smile so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Labor Day, baby!

59. I wish you a happy Labor Day! May all your wishes come true! Happy work! I will always support you! Labor is glorious! It’s shameful not to work! Loving labor is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Everyone, go to work first. I will come soon!

60. Thinking of you on May Day is the happiest thing; seeing you is the happiest thing; loving you is what I will always do; keeping you in my heart is what I always do. ; However, lying to you happened just now.

61. Labor Day is coming soon. In view of your good performance: you don’t get up in the morning, you don’t wash your feet every day, you leave your shoes and socks everywhere, you can’t do the work, and you just yell. I would like to give you the "Least Labor Skills Award". I wish you a happy May Day!

62. On May Day, I wonder what kind of animal you are. Are you worried about being as fat as a pig? Is it sinful to be as lazy as a pig? Is it pitiful to be as stupid as a pig? Of course not, you are a pig! Whatever you want to do, do it!

63. The mouse’s dream: drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we the ones in darkness? The wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and wear it on May Day. And you?

64. May Day is a resting station in the future of work, a subtle turning point on the stage of life, and the end of troubles and the starting point of happiness! Take advantage of the holiday to have a good rest, it’s the beginning of a new life, come on!

65. The festival is coming, text messages send care. Don’t be too tired when traveling, be chic and don’t be tired, don’t drink and drive, keep peace in your heart, eat delicious meat and vegetables, be healthy and safe, and have a happy May Day!

66. While the sun is not shining brightly and the weather is not hot, I will grab an early opportunity to say hello and give you the most joy, the most peace, the most success, the most relaxation, and the most happiness. , wish you a happy May Day in advance!