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After the plane trembled violently, the stewardess suddenly handed out a piece of paper and a pen to each passenger with a solemn expression. Then, the plane Chang Na's deep and suppressed voice appeared on the radio: "Unfortunately, I have to tell you the news that due to a malfunction, the plane will crash in 4 minutes. Please write your last words as soon as possible and give them to the flight attendant. Otherwise, you will lose your loved ones. The last chance to connect!" People pressed their faces to the windows and looked out. Yes, the clouds flying upward told them that the plane was falling. "Oh my God!" There was a commotion in the cabin, and several women began to cry. "Please hurry up!" the captain urged again. People reluctantly picked up their pens and began to write letters to their relatives.

The plane crashed in a jungle, and no one on board survived. The search and rescue personnel found a special device containing the passengers' suicide notes. They found that most of the suicide notes were about missing relatives and inheritance distribution, but there were also a few that were very special and thought-provoking.

A third party wrote to her lover: I think this is retribution. I destroyed your family, hurt your wife, and ultimately failed to have you. No matter whether I fly to heaven or go to hell, my soul will never rest in peace. I will always repent for you, her and all of us!

An official wrote to his wife: I'm sorry, wife, but I'm hiding two things from you. One is that I have a private deposit of more than 50,000 yuan, and the passbook is kept in the bathroom. Under the toilet paper box, the password is your birthday. Second, I've always wanted to divorce you, but I didn't have the courage. I'm really tired of your nagging. But this time there was no need, God handled the divorce procedures for us. The child is left to you.

A cancer patient wrote to his parents: I wanted to write to you before jumping into the sea, but it was too late. The accident prevented me from realizing even this last wish. If my body is still found, please scatter the ashes into the sea. Unfilial son, a masterpiece!

A poet wrote to an editor: At this moment, my heart really flew up. But fear is the wings and the destination is death.

An entrepreneur wrote to his deputy: The relationship with such-and-such official continues, the competition with such-and-such company continues; the money for goods from such-and-such factory continues to be owed, and the loan from such-and-such bank continues. rely. Stop using Secretary XX, pay her salary, and let her go home.

A corrupt corrupt official who fled the country wrote to his mistress in the United States: It was all your damn fault!