A Reading Joke in Wangjiang Dialect

Feng Yuxiang (1882— 1948) studied very hard all his life. When he was a soldier, he read books whenever he was free, sometimes he read them thoroughly.

Can't sleep at night Reading at night, in order not to affect others' sleep, I found a big wooden box, made a hole, put my head in it and borrowed it.

Reading in the dim light.

When Feng Yuxiang was a brigade commander, he was stationed in Changde, Hunan Province and was required to read English for 2 hours every morning. When studying, close the door,

There is a sign outside the door that says "Feng Yuxiang is dead" and no outsiders are allowed in. It is understood that the sign on the door was changed to "Feng"

Yuxiang is still alive. "

Feng Yuxiang hates people who are not punctual.

1927, because Wang Jingwei didn't observe the meeting time, he was often absent and late for the meeting. Feng Yuxiang was angry and made it into one.

Deputy couplet gave him:

A table full of snacks and half a table of fruits, how can we know the sufferings of the people?

Is it revolutionary spirit to have a meeting at two o'clock and arrive at four o'clock?

Feng Yuxiang has a military adviser named Usmanov. He especially likes to inquire about the situation of the nationalist army and often pesters Feng.

Yuxiang asked this and that. I began to ask some general information about the nationalist army, and gradually involved in administrative and personnel arrangements. Usmanov on this day.

Asked Feng Yuxiang something, Feng Yuxiang said crossly, "Mr. Consultant, you know that in China, the word' consultant' is used.

What time? "

Usmanov shook his head: "I don't know."

Feng Yuxiang told him, "Look at the customers and ask questions. Counselor is me looking at you and asking you something.

Wait, answer. "

During the Anti-Japanese War, Feng Yuxiang lived in Geleshan, a suburb of Chongqing. Most local residents are senior military and political officials.

The surname didn't dare to be Chang Bao, so Feng Yuxiang recommended himself as Chang Bao. His warm service was well received by the residents.

One day, the company commander, a soldier of a company of a certain army stationed in the local area, came to Changbao for office work, borrowed a house, borrowed tables and chairs, because

If you are not satisfied, press charges.

Feng Yuxiang is wearing a blue coarse trousers coat with a piece of white cloth wrapped around his head, which is the standard costume of Sichuan farmers. When he saw the company commander angry,

He bent down, bowed deeply and said, "My Lord, you have worked hard! There are many officials living in this place, and the work is really hard to do.

When you are stationed, you only do one thing. "

Hearing this, the company commander was furious and said, "I want you to teach me a lesson!" You are a big shelf! "

Feng Yuxiang replied with a smile: "No, I used to be a soldier and never wanted to disturb the people."

The company commander asked, "What else have you done?"

"The platoon leader and company commander have also done it, and the battalion commander and head have also done it."

The company commander stood up and said politely, "What else did you do?"

Feng was in no hurry, but he still smiled and said, "Teachers and commanders have also worked, and they have also been commanders for a few days."

The company commander looked at the big guy carefully and suddenly woke up from a dream with his feet together: "Are you Vice Chairman Feng? Damn your people, please represent them.

Chairman's punishment! "

Feng Yuxiang bowed again: "Please sit down, my Lord! I am the vice chairman of the Military Commission, and I am Chang Bao here, so I should wait on you.

People. "A few words made the company commander feel embarrassed and hurried out.