The origin of Chinese characters? Homophonic joke? Homophonic xiehouyu

Chinese characters have changed for more than 6000 years, and the evolution process is as follows:

Oracle Bone Inscriptions → bronze inscription → seal script → official script → regular script → running script.

Regarding the origin of Chinese characters, there are many sayings in China ancient literature, such as "knot rope theory", "gossip theory", "picture theory" and "calligraphy contract theory". Ancient books also generally recorded the legend of Cang Xie, the historian of the Yellow Emperor who created Chinese characters. Modern scholars believe that systematic writing tools cannot be completely created by one person. If Cang Xie really exists, he should be a text organizer or publisher.

Homophonic joke: A man surnamed Huang is a soldier, so he named his son Huang Jun. One day, they went to take the No.8 bus. Suddenly, he found the No.8 bus coming and his son was still playing on the road. He shouted, "Huang Jun, run!" " Here comes the no.8 bus.

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Tofu with chopped green onion-clear and white

Fried tofu with pickles-the word (salt) comes first

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Put lime on your mouth-to put it bluntly (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu (Chinese Liquor)

Father-Lao Su (Su)

Four beams of cotton-can't talk (play)

Military adviser-useless place (Wu)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Ducks scurrying about

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water

The stabbed ball is flat.

The grass on the frosted dog's tail has faded.

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Hope to adopt (* _ _ *)