No jokes, the more the better!

A robber in new york, USA, said a wise saying when robbing a bank: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!"

Monitor: I'm so miserable that I'm being watched all day. The keyboard said: I am even worse, being beaten every day. Mouse: I'm miserable. I get touched every day. Compere: Are you as miserable as me? Being pressed in the belly button every day!

The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed him to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?

that's it