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Some jokes about rabbits and carrots
The boss said, "No."
The little white rabbit is gone.
The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"
The boss said, "I told you, no!" "
The little white rabbit is gone.
On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"
The boss is anxious: "How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! ! If you bother me again, I'll pull out all your teeth with tiger pliers! "
The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away.
On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have tiger pliers here?"
The boss said, "No."
The little white rabbit asked, "Well, do you have any carrots?"
The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit.
On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?"
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