Getting a driver's license is getting harder and harder.

Prove once again that "driving school destroys life"

1. The girl who just got on the bus in the road test was extremely nervous. She handed the bank card to the examiner as an ID card, and the examiner was silent: Where is the password?

2. If you fail in three subjects, come back and pay the make-up fee. Others asked: How did I fail in the exam? The girl sighed, alas, I didn't wear that.

If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, our driving school had a driving test. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked, are you ready? The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The students said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

4. Master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "Come up?" "The rearview mirror is good, and all instruments are working normally. Request to take off? " "Fly if you want?" The examiner replied ... so he drove on the road for nearly half an hour. Students wonder why others have waited for a while and I haven't turned around. Huh? ... finally unbearable ... demanding ... the examiner is furious ... should we turn around? The examiner replied, "Don't worry." ... this is Huangpu road ... keep driving ... how to land in front of Tianhe airport? "

On the way, I made a sharp point in a roadside shop and showed my brother how much oil there was. My brother unscrewed the tank cap and looked in, but he could see nothing. Brother took out his lighter to deal with it. Fortunately, the master flew up and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there is no such story now, and everything is over.

6. In the inverted pile test, the evaluator rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Failure! ! ! Knock down seven. How on earth do you know? " "I admit that I am a bad driver, but please don't exaggerate! There are six poles. Where did you get seven? " No, the coach is lying there!

7. Before the road test, the candidates stand in front of the driver's seat as usual to make a report before boarding, such as: "Report to the examiner, student xxx requests to get on the bus." The examiner replied, "Permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to sleep." Most small goods and large goods test vehicles are accompanied by students and coaches all the way. In an instant, all beings laughed into a ball. To make matters worse, when the examiner listened to the music, he replied, "You are allowed to sleep. What do you think is appropriate? "

8. Listen to my uncle's joke when he took the driver's license test (seven years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used bt tricks. One of them got on the bus, didn't light the fire, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner fainted.

9. The other one said to the examiner after getting on the bus, "I'm too nervous to drive." The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well." Then the man began to say to himself, "In fact, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself." Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think that you are alone in the car now, or just think that there is a dog sitting next to you ... "The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~

10. In summer, Jane Doe is doing a road test. She kept looking down at the gear nervously, and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous. She looked up and looked forward, reached for the gear and accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner said with a straight face, "I don't accept your suggestion!" "

One day, I went to a driving school to learn driving. After practice, I sat in the back seat. Then I thought of an idiot. Put down the handbrake after getting up, and then fasten your seat belt for various inspections. After releasing the clutch, Nima didn't move for a long time, and the coach asked him, where is the gear (square)? That idiot looked at the coach and said, Beijing. I was confused. The coach looked at him and said, Beijing? Then ... come down and sit in the back.

12. After another candidate successfully got on the bus, he sat in the driver's seat and caused a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instruments, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that all instruments are normal and request to take off." (According to the requirements, it is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. Hearing this, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage wires ahead."

13. Finally, the exam is coming to an end. The examiner said, "Stop ahead." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student replied in horror: "Report the fire hydrant, no parking ahead."

14. There is also a sentence that "a buddy nervously said: the instrument is ok" and asked to get up. The examiner was very happy: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up! 15. When I learned to drive, I used an old pickup. A person in our group is a chef in our school. He is very strong. Once when parking on a ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled out the handbrake.

16. My colleague learned to get on the road a few days ago. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it, and blurted out, "Where's the oil? Where is the oil? " Make the coach happy: "In the supermarket, there are vegetable oil and peanut oil. Which one do you want? "

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