Dragon Boat Festival humorous jokes

There was a group fight between Big Rice and Big Steamed Buns. Rice took advantage of the strength of the crowd and hit Big Steamed Buns whenever he saw them. No one was spared, including soybean sand buns, big sugar buns, and steamed dumplings. Da Zongzi was forced into the corner. In desperation, he tore off his clothes and shouted: See clearly, I am an undercover agent.

Turn off your phone, slowly close your eyes, think about me, think about me. Thinking about zongzi, you will find that I am as cute as zongzi. 7

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I am a palm leaf and you are rice, wrapped layer by layer You; you are the teeth and I am the rice, the fragrance and sweetness stick to you; the amount of rice in the brown represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, otherwise Zongzi will choke you to death! String 5

The rice dumplings are fragrant, and the kitchen is fragrant; the moxa leaves are fragrant, and the hall is full of fragrance; peach branches are inserted on the door, and when you go out, you can see the yellow wheat; here is the Dragon Boat Festival, there is the Dragon Boat Festival, everywhere the Dragon Boat Festival is auspicious. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friends! String 3

Acacia leaves a piece of my heart for a long time. If I break the bamboo in half, I will have to wait for the spoon. My eyes will steal a piece of my heart. I will live and die just to wait for a while. I will drink two o'clock of love water and set ten rules on my body. Heart, so I will search for fragrant grass without limit.

String 1

On your birthday, I will give you a cake; on the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will give you a box of mooncakes; on the Dragon Boat Festival, I will give you one Nuomi, I hope you will plant it, take good care of it, and wait to reap my blessings. String 3

Everyone praises you for being smart and eager to learn, and you are like anything you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing from Andy Lau, it was really similar. The Dragon Boat Festival is here. I think you should imitate Qu Yuan's suicide by jumping into the river. How about it?

String 4

I gave a sachet and a purse, made a few kilograms of rice dumplings, asked someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, bought a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and added the deep feelings in my heart. A little care, given to you as a gift, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

String 2

Do you know what I want? Do you know why I miss you? Because I like it. Do you know why I like you? Because of your taste. Do you know why it smells like that? Because you are a zongzi, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

String 6

That night, the gangsters chased Zongzi, and now everyone knows: the green guy is an undercover agent!

A group of rice dumplings were all driven into the corner. They were so flat that their helmets were removed and their heads were bleeding. After all the rice dumplings were tired from beating them, they heard one of them shout: "Brothers, stop fighting. We are on our own." Among us, I was the one who got kicked out of the shop because of the mold."