Collect some funny jokes in daily life.

My neighbor forgot his key, turned it over from my balcony, found the key in the house, turned it back, and then opened his door. What's even more amazing is that I met on the balcony from beginning to end and didn't feel anything wrong. Well, our heads must have passed through the same door.

● One day, I found that my mobile phone was gone. I searched my bag and every corner of the house, but it didn't work. I sat on the ground depressed, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a short message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone.

● Everyone was playing mahjong. When the power went out, they lit candles and continued to play. Later, someone was too hot and shouted "Hey ~ turn on the electric fan". Everyone is busy persuading "no, no, the candle will be blown out." ● When cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat! "

I remember once buying a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, boss, how much is Shakespeare? The boss froze on the spot.

● Drink with leaders and others, raise your glass and say loudly, "Let's die together!" My brain was too hot.

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● Go to the market to buy food and prepare dinner. A Korean friend bought lettuce for $2.40. He gave all the change to the vendor, but he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor-

"I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair."

The peddler was speechless, and it took him a long time to answer-

I don't want your hair.