Humor network homophonic terrier (a collection of 60 sentences)

Humor network homophonic stem (1) 1. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

2. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight, so we won't eat meat.

Look, look, today's moon is not beautiful, round or bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

5. I am a little sheep. I had my hair cut today and my wool fell out.

6. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

7. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

8. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

9. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

10. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

1 1. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

12. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

13. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

14. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving Auntie to sweat.

15. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?

16. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

17. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

18. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

19. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

20. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

Humor network homophonic terrier (2) 2 1. The duckling asks its mother, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" Mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Don't tell me, why do you laugh at others?"

22. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

25. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

26. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

27. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

28. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

29. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't be aligned.

30. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

3 1. It is raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

33. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

34. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

35. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

37. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

38. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

39. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

40. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

Humor network homophonic terrier (Chapter 3) 4 1. Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

42. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

44. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

46. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

47. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

49. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

50. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

5 1. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

52. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

53. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

54. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

55. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

56. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

57. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

59. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

60. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.