Funny copywriting that people like at first sight.

0 1. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is to light a fire and smoke at the same time.

02. Eat today, get fatter tomorrow, and worry tomorrow. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and fat is in the sky.

Today, my boyfriend suspected that I was cheating, so I swept my face and scolded him. I said that my other boyfriends didn't suspect me of cheating, so why do you have so many things!

04. Violence cannot solve the problem. But violence can solve the problem maker.

If everything is as simple as eating fat, however, everything is as difficult as losing weight.

06. Do you remember how Ta answered you when you got up the courage to confess to Ta? God replied: the slap in the face was too big to hear clearly.

07. The teacher said that we should first think about the questioner's intention in the exam. I looked at the title, "He wants me dead!" "

08. Mom said, "You can't get married without cooking and housework." I said, "Neither will you. Can't you get married? " Mom said, "I'm beautiful!" " "I: ...

09. Psychologists once said that the more you show off, the more you lack. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots?

10. Inappropriateness means poverty, no feeling means ugliness, love at first sight means beauty, and deliberately means money. That is the reality.

1 1. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the internet speed is very fast, and everyone has wifi, three times an hour on average.

12. For the annual bill, when you find that other people's expenses are more than your annual salary, you will know who to borrow money from in the new year.

13. Why is the spare tire round? Because it's easy to get away!

14. I heard that girls like humorous boys, so I got into the habit of watching jokes every day. A year has passed, and my humor has not changed, but has become a wretched uncle.

15. I really don't understand. I often see some straight men and straight women say in a circle of friends: "If you can't be another object, you may become gay." I am Buddha. I'm too confident. You have no market for heterosexuality, and you want to compete in a more cruel circle? Man-machine can't beat you, still want to rank?

16. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will take a ring and say to you, I'm sorry, you're blocking my girlfriend.

17. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money.

18. You are really not a little princess or a fairy. No one will treat you like a little princess except your family and your boyfriend in love.

19. The final exam is coming. I decided to eat my bread and drink my courage, but my classmates said I was not cheap enough because Gou Jian ate my bread and drank my courage.

20. Take a closed disciple. The tuition fee is 888 yuan. He only teaches to close the door. Now he also teaches to turn off the lights, windows and air conditioners. If you are stupid, don't come. I can't scold you.

2 1. Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with birth, Ma Yun proved that success has nothing to do with looks, and I am better. I proved that success has nothing to do with me.

22. There are four things in life: helping mud, carving rotten wood, turning salted fish and scalding dead pigs.

23. When people drink a little wine, it seems that pear blossoms bring rain. Drink some wine, just like Liangshan hero.

24. My parents are always worried about me spending money indiscriminately, but they are not worried about whether I have money to spend.