Delayed tailor joke

1, a customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop, pointed to the fashion designed by the owner for him and said, "I was standing on the street corner yawning, and two people put letters in my mouth!" "

2. A farmer's daughter is so ugly that he has to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back.

One day, a man came home from work and said to his wife, honey, I have a new secretary. Guess what happened! Her bra is actually red and white, which is the color of my favorite football team. Of course it's no big deal, but it really feels good. "

The next day, when they came home, his wife asked, "How was today?"

The man said, "Great! Not only her bra is red and white, but also her underwear. You know it's no big deal, but I really feel good. "

After returning home on the third day, the husband asked his wife, "Dear, is there anything in your company today?"

She replied, "Nothing special. Just a new boss. His things are two inches longer than yours. Of course, it's no big deal, but I really feel very good. "