Stories and puzzles about Chinese characters

What a shameful straight man.

Two people looked at the other side of the river without water-playing with the witch of words.

Give half, break half-type a word.

Adding Debt to Debt-Playing a Happy Word

A story about writing norms;

Once upon a time, there was a rich man. One day, a good friend came from far away. The rich man was very happy, so he called his friend in and wrote a note to the housekeeper. When the housekeeper saw that the owner wrote "buy 1000 pigs", she knew that the owner's friends were selling pigs and asked them to help. So I hurried to buy pigs. When the rich man saw that the housekeeper was late, he was furious: "Does it take so long to buy a pig's tongue? It's enough to eat, and it's useless to buy pig's tongue! " It turns out that the spacing between the characters of the rich man is too large, so it's a joke to write "tongue" as "thousands of mouths"

A story about punctuation:

It is said that a man who likes to take advantage of petty gain went to a cheapskate's house as a guest. At noon, it rained heavily. The cheapskate was overjoyed: "So I can not go to his house for dinner!" " "Seeing that people who like to take advantage have been staying, the cheapskate is afraid that he will stay for dinner, so he wrote a note:" Stay in rainy days, stay in the future "and wanted to say: Stay in rainy days, stay in the future. People who like to take advantage add punctuation after reading it: stay in rainy days and stay during the day? Stay.