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Please translate this Young League drama
Yuki: His beauty is as pure and gentle as snow, and seems to disappear once touched
Tachibana: Jealousy surrounding women
Haru : Touching your lips, that red forbidden fruit, is the light waiting in front? Is it a shadow?
Keywords: This is a sad but extremely beautiful story about a girl who was burdened with a cruel fate.
Tachibana: Starring Yuta Asaba, the theatrical version, Princess Yuta, don’t miss it~
Yuta: Huh? What? What not to miss~?
Tachibana: That’s it~ The drama CD starring Yuta this time has been decided~ Congratulations! Yuta! As expected of Yuta~~
Yuta: Huh? Wait, what? I don’t understand at all
Kaname: Yuta. Weren’t you dressed up as Snow White during the cultural festival?
Yuta: Huh? Ah~ Well.
Yuki: Princess Yuta was very popular at that time
Tachibana: Yes! Therefore, I thought of everyone acting out the story of Snow White together. Such a great plan~haha
Wow~~
Yuta: What, really, there is no need to act. La
Haru: Uh~~ Yuta doesn’t want to act?
Tachibana: No, let’s play together.
Yuki: Hey, let’s play together. I also want to watch Yuta’s Snow White again~
Audience: Yuuta~~It’s time to act
Yuta: Ah... It’s really... Just one sentence, these guys are really...
To: Give up, Yuuta, you are also a guardian when you accompany the children to play. It’s an important responsibility
Yuta: I’m not a guardian. . Yes, yes, I understand, I will act, I will act.
Yuta~~~~
Yuki: Well, Yuta, here you go, Snow White’s clothes from the cultural festival
Yuta: Huh? Want to wear it? It’s okay if you don’t wear it, since it’s just the sound anyway
Yuki: It’s not a question of whether it can be conveyed or not
Tachibana: Okay~ let’s assign roles right away. kindness. . Snow White will decide that Yuta is the one, and the other characters will be decided by drawing lots fairly
Okay~~
Tachibana: So has everyone drawn a lot? Then let’s watch it together, one or two~.
Haru: Haha, I am a dwarf
Tachibana: I am the queen
Yuki: I am the magic mirror
Kaname: Ah , wait, why am I playing two roles: hunter and prince?
Tachibana: Oh, that’s because the hunter rarely appears, so I take on the role of prince at the same time
Yuki : Uh~ Why should it be a prince? I should act, hey, Yuta also thinks I’m better
Yuta: No, better, because even if I’m acting, I still feel a little uncomfortable
Yu Xi : Then why is it okay?
Yuta: Of course, it would be like a comedy if he was a prince
Kaname: Hello
Haru: Speaking of which, I am the only dwarf What?
Tachibana: Well, as I can tell you, we are very short of manpower. The narration will be continued by the available staff. Do you understand? The key to success this time is---teamwork!
Yao: You guy, don’t talk about teamwork so lightly
Yu Xi: Ah. . Suddenly I feel that the future is dark...
Orange: Okay! So are you all ready?
Yes!
Tachibana: So, the theater version, Princess Yuta
Start the show~~
Haru: A long time ago, there was a country with a girl as white as snow , the cute little princess was born. This princess was named Princess Yuta and was raised with great attention. But one day, the queen died of illness, so the king married a new queen. The new queen is a terrible witch.
Orange: Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror~Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
Yuki: Princess Yuta.
Orange: Hello! Don't read your lines randomly! asshole. This should be the queen! Read the lines carefully!
Yuki: I don’t need a script in my life
Tachibana: Who cares about you!
Yu Xi: Ah~ I know, I know. Then be the queen, you are the most beautiful. The most beautiful girl in the universe
Ju: Who wants your sympathy? !
[Sound of shattering mirror]
Yuki: Ah, mirror... Really, why did you do it right away because of your mood swings? Chizuru, you have to be responsible for fixing it
Tachibana: I don’t care, I’m not wrong
Yuki: It’s not cute at all, that way of talking, hey, hurry up and get the tape Lai
Chun: As mentioned above, several years have passed since the cracks were well repaired. During this period, Princess Yuta, who gradually grew up, also grew into a beautiful girl.
Yuta: FUFU..UFUFUFU...Today is also a sunny day~ Ah, good morning, little bird
Haru: One day, such a thing happened again
Ju: Mirror, Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world? Of course it’s me
Yuki: No, the most beautiful one is Princess Yuta.
Ju: What did you say? !
Yuki: Snow White, as lovely as snow, is the most beautiful person in the country.
Orange: I’m so angry. What! ! Isn't it just a little girl who dares to come here so arrogantly? !
Yuki: The angry queen ordered the hunter to kill Princess Yuta
To: Kill Princess Yuta? no! Your Majesty, this kind of thing...
Tangerine: Needless to say, if you want to resist my order, I will kill you too!
Yuki: Poor Princess Yuta. So Princess Yutai was taken to the depths of the forest by the hunter, like this. THE END~
To: Hello! Is this the end? !
Yuuki: Yeah, because if you were caught, you can only blame bad luck.
Tachibana: Well, no one can survive in front of those cold glasses.
Yao: I didn’t kill him!
Yuta: Uh~~Why are you taking me to such a remote place if you don’t want to kill me?
To: Help me escape!
Yu Xi: Yuta’s YU is the YU of temptation! (Yuta-YUTA, temptation-YUWAKU, homophone. Yuki, thumb.) Boom!
Chun: No.
Tachibana: Yeah~~~What kind of hunter is a hunter~~? (HUNTER Ah, ah, no, don’t come over! ! want! !
To: What? Because I am a hunter in the forest, I must hunt down the idiot monkey! ! [Hitting someone with the sound of orange = =]
Chun: Wait, wait, I want it. If you do this, the story will really come to an end. Ah, really. Got it, again! Do it again!
Yuki: Then start over. Poor Princess Yuta was taken to the depths of the forest by the hunter.
Yuta: Mr. Hunter, what’s wrong?
Kaname: No, as expected I can’t do it. Princess Yuta, please run away quickly
Yuta: Huh?
To: I was ordered by the Queen to kill you.
Yuta: Ah! Is it Mother? !
To: Yes. But, you want me to kill you... So take advantage of now, take advantage of now, and quickly escape to a distant place
Yuta: But, but, if my escape is exposed, even your life will be... …
To: It doesn’t matter! I'm just a hunter, and you are this country's treasure(?), Princess Yuta! Please take care!
Yuta: Mr. Hunter...thank you.
Yuki: As a hunter of the forest, the hunter’s heart was stolen by Princess Yuta’s smile.
Yao: No!
Yuta: Ah. .
How far have you come?
Kaname: The sun gradually set and the forest became darker and darker. Even so, Princess Yuta did not stop and continued to move forward. Suddenly, a house appeared in front of Princess Yuta
Yuta: Excuse me, is anyone at home? It seems no one is there. Come in.
To: Hey, hey! Do you invade illegally without hesitation?
Yuta: Don’t worry about it! For me who is resented by my mother, I have nothing to lose.
Yao: What kind of eight o'clock plot are you talking about!
Yu Xi: Understand, if you think that all families love each other as much as your family does, you are totally wrong!
To: It’s you who are so wrong! Even my family doesn’t have LOVELOVE!
Orange: No, it’s you who is wrong! Even your mother, who is bound by blood, will not forgive you!
Yao: You guy, what are you listening to!
Yuki: Fist of Shame!
Chun: Hello! You guys can't go on with your story like this. Well, next, the tired Princess Yuta arranged three small beds in a row and lay down. . Uh, 3?
Yu Xi: Hey, isn’t the dwarf Haru one?
Yuta: Well, that’s what it is. But Haru is still too little. When I was walking in the forest just now, I tried sending an email to two people who looked like assistants
To: Don’t use it in this fairy tale world It’s a mobile phone
Yuta: The mail in the fairy tale world is the fairy tale of mail! Boom! (A joke, the fairy tale is MERUHEN メルヘン, and the email is ME-RU, メ-ル)
Tachibana: Speaking of which, who did you contact to help?
AKIRA: Hey, Hikari-chan , isn’t the house we were given a house like before?
Light: Of course, Liang. It’s not Hnsel and Gretel (characters in fairy tales, two brothers and sisters who were abandoned in the forest and later captured by the witch)
Tachibana: Huh? Chocolate banana?
Youxi: Teacher Dong, eh? Why has Teacher Dong become younger?
Yuta: This time I will make a special appearance as a dwarf. . The two of you are participating in the show as if you were in high school, please
Kay: What kind of bodies do you have, you can change into a younger one so easily! ?
Chun: Huh? Is this a violation of the original rules?
Yuta: The HEN of MERUHEN (Fairy Tale World) is the change of the change ball (HEN)! Boom!
Ju: Hey, wait, wait! No matter how short-handed it is, why is it chocolate banana! I object!
Hikaru: Well, I’m sorry, Tachibana. During the cultural festival, I left unpleasant memories because of Liang, but I will definitely do my best this time
Liang: Well, I also felt that I was a little too much at that time, and I was always bullying you. His height and hair style are also too direct. His comments are too direct.
Ju: I don’t want you to complain! Speaking of which, I didn’t want to compete with you at all!
Ryo: Today I will cheer as a member of Princess Yuta and her companions with strange hair styles!
Orange: So don’t mention your hairstyle! ! (←The guy with natural curly hair) [Going crazy]
Light: Bright!
Liang: It’s very strange!
To: Hey, can you really play that story well in this state?
Yuta: It doesn’t matter, Ryo happens to be short today
Yuki: Yes, yes, pretending to be cute is actually very capable
Haru: What? It sounds very sinister
Yuta: Hey, I’m really tired today. Let’s rest here tonight.
To: In a small house found deep in the forest, Princess Yuta was lying on three small beds. At this time, the dwarfs who had finished their work on the mountain also came back.
Chun: We are back.
Liang: I’m so hungry~ Hikaru-chan, I want to eat~ Hey, someone is sleeping on our bed
Hikaru: Really.
Chun: Huh? This girl, could it be that...
Yuta: Ah, sorry, is this your home? I'm really sorry, because I'm just too tired...
Haru: No, it's okay. If you don't say that, are you Princess Yuta?
Liang: Ah! real! Real people, real people
Light: Hey, Liang! Ah, Princess Yuta, as a princess of a country like you, why do you come to us?
Yuta: Ha, ha, ha. . yes. actually. . .
To: Princess Yuta explained the reason. So
Light: What an excessive queen!
Haru: Princess Yuta, if you don’t mind, can you live here with us? No matter who comes to ask, they will tell you that you are not here.
Yuta: Thank you, it was really helpful.
Liang: Well, I can’t watch you being killed. The queen who wanted to attack the tall Princess Yuta.
Hikaru: No, I didn’t say height was the reason.
Tachibana: Yawn! Oops, is anyone talking bad about me, the beautiful me?
Yuki: I really hate it, that sneeze just now
Tachibana: Shut up! Ha, the troublesome people have also been removed. Come and admire my beauty today after a long absence. Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful person in this country?
Yuki: Oh, that’s Princess Yuta
Tachibana: Princess Yuta? What to say! He is dead!
Yuki: No, Princess Yuta is not dead. She is still living happily with the dwarves deep in the forest.
Orange: What! ! That bastard hunter! ! I can't stand it anymore! In this case, [Spell~~Become an old woman~~]
Yuki: DEKUDEKUMAYAPON, Chizuru, judging from the times, this spell cannot be used
Tachibana: Idiot! It’s no longer a question of whether it can be used! ~~Okay. I am perfect, disguised as an old woman, holding a poisoned apple~~Hehehe~~Princess Yuta, let’s taste the consequences of my anger in that world!
Kaname: On the other hand, Princess Yuta and the others don’t know anything
Light: Hikari~ I’m hungry~ Why don’t you start dinner
Hikari: Hikaru: At least come and help me out.
Yuta: Ah, it smells so good.
Chun: Yes.
Orange: Excuse me
Chun: Ah, who is it?
Orange: Apple~~Do you want an apple~~A very sweet apple~~
Liang: It’s the mother-in-law who sells apples
Chun: What should I do?
Light: Yes. . It shouldn't matter if you open the door. However, just in case, let's hide Princess Yuta.
Chun: Yes. Hello, mother-in-law.
Orange: Hello. Do you need some delicious apples~~
Chun: Sorry. .
Orange: Yeah, that’s really a pity. kindness. . . Speaking of which, has anyone been here recently?
Chun: Huh? ! No one, no one.
Orange: Really?
Liang: Really!
Chun: Liang?
Liang: There is no one else here except us. Apples are not in season now and must be expensive, so there’s no need!
Ju: Don’t say that, just buy one.
Liang: It’s so long-winded! It’s been very hard recently, all because of the extra person!
Ah! !
Orange: There is one more person?
Light: Idiot! Ah, well, recently I got a dwarf companion to live with. .
Orange: Ah, that’s right. Then, please be sure to give this apple to that friend.
It would be the best to eat the apple whole like this
Haru: What, how can a princess of a country do such an unethical thing as eating the whole apple?
Ah! !
Yuta: Well, do you really want to help me?
Haru: Ah, Princess Yuta
Light: What are you doing, you can’t come out
Light: No, I’ve been talking about it non-stop since just now arrive. .
Orange: UFUFU. . Are you a princess of a country?
Yuta: No.
Tachibana: How suspicious~~ In that case, just swallow this apple whole to prove that you are a civilian
Yuta: Okay
Haru: Princess Yuta~~~
Yuta: It’s okay. [Swallow]
Haru: Princess Yuta?
Yuta: Hua...
Light: Princess Yuta!
Orange: Hahahaha! ! Idiot! It’s so easy to be fooled! !
Light: You! Could it be the queen?
Orange: It’s too late to realize now! After this time, the most beautiful person in the world is me! Princess Yuta, perish here! Hahahahaha! !
Light: Wait!
Light: Light, Princess Yuta him
Haru: Princess Yuta! Open your eyes! Princess Yuta! Why...Princess Yuta!
To: No matter how much I call, those beautiful eyelashes will never tremble again. The dwarfs let Princess Yuta sleep in the coffin without burying him in the ground. I shed tears every day.
Haru: Princess Yuta,,,,
Hikaru: Liang, hey, neither of you should cry. . Although it is very sad, it is time to say goodbye. .
Chun: No, just say goodbye like this! I want to be with Princess Yuta all the time. . .
To: At this time, a prince from a neighboring country riding a white horse passed by by chance.
Youxi: What happened? Why so sad
Chun: Yes. . actually. . Well? Yuki?
Yuta: Uh, Yuki
Yuki: [dismounts] That’s it. That's a real shame. But what a beautiful princess. It doesn't look like it's dead at all.
Yuta: STOP! STOP! Too close! [Yuki, thumb! ]
Yuki: What’s wrong
Yuta: What’s wrong! Yuki. .
Youxi: Huh? You mean the prince?
Orange: Hey, the script clearly calls for the prince to be played! !
Yu Xi: Sometimes life can’t be like a script
Yao: This guy said that I already have a lot of roles as a hunter, so I insist on exchanging them
Tangerine : Isn’t this unfolding exactly according to Yuki’s script?
Yuuki: Ha~~
Yuta: Hey, yes,
Yes: There is nothing unnecessary about letting Yuki play, and I don’t really want it. KISS~
Yuuki: That’s right~ And you see, if the other party wants it, glasses will be in the way when doing that, right?
Yuta: What is [that]! ?
Tachibana: Just be patient, Yuuta. If you don’t take this step, the story will not progress.
Yuta: I don’t have the soul of an actor who is willing to do anything for development. !
Yao: That’s not what I meant. .
[Climb out ING]
To: Hey, the lead actor actually opened the coffin lid himself!
Yuta: Ah, how annoying. It's terrible.
Yuki: Uh~~Wait a minute, Yuuta
Tachibana: Hey, don’t run away, Yuuta, let me see your artist soul! !
Yuki: Yuta, don’t be angry, it’s a joke, it’s a joke! The so-called fairy tale joke
Yao: I don’t know what you are talking about! !
Tachibana: Yuta! Try harder~~~Yuta Yuta~~~PURUPURU~~~
Yuki: MERUHEN JOKE?= =..Yuta Yuta~~~~
Haru: It’s not easy That's what I said when I got to this point. . .
Hikaru: Yuta really doesn’t care at all. . .
Liang: You must think that someone will do something even if you don’t care
Light: That’s you
Ju: No, if you continue like this, you’ll give up halfway. . Find a way to finish it here. On the script!
Chun: Huh? then. . Princess Yuta woke up on her own.
Kaname: However, Princess Yuta did not marry anyone. As a result, her coffin was wrong, only the body was left.
Yu Xi: Just wake up, just wake up
Tachibana: How does this feel?
Yuta: I don’t know. The SHIRA of Princess Yuta is the SHIRA of Princess Yuta! Boom!
Crowd: Uh! !
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