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Classical Chinese on Children's Wit
2. "Sima Guang Smashed the Cylinder"-the author of the Song Dynasty is unknown.
3. Son of Yang in Southern Dynasties
4, "Cao Chong said like"-Jin
Introduction to China's Classical Stories;
1, Two Children Debate Day:
Confucius can't judge who is right or wrong by arguing about the distance between the sun and people in the morning and evening, which shows that the two children are good at observing, reasoning and seeking truth from facts.
2. "Sima Guang Smashed the Cylinder":
The story of Sima Guang breaking open the water tank with a big stone to save his classmates who fell into the water tank shows Sima Guang's wit and courage in an emergency.
3. Yang's son:
It tells the story of Yang, a nine-year-old boy from a middle school in Liang State, who answered the questions of the guests tactfully. The story is simple, humorous and interesting.
4. Cao Chongxiang:
The little boy Cao Chong weighed the elephant in a simple way. He was praised for his age. The key is to be good at observation and thinking so that children can do great things.
2. The witty biography of ancient children in China ancient children's area [1] is selected from Liuhe Dongji. Mr. Liu said: The more people [2], the less gratitude [3]. Men and women are born with it and must be commodities [4].
Self-mutilation teeth [5] above, father and brother for their own interests to sell them [6]. If it is not enough, take another room [7] and tie the clip [8]. If necessary, [9] is too strong [10], and it will all be reduced to [1 1].
It's vulgar to kill thieves [12], but [13] has grown, so the weak [14] is bound. Han officials thought that they got benefits [15], and with [16], they did whatever they wanted [17].
Therefore, the account consumption in Vietnam is [18], and it is too little to take off [19]. However, it is amazing that the children's area won at the age of eleven [20], and [2 1] is also amazing.
Gui department engaged in [22] Du is the rest of the story. Children's sender, Chen Zhou Moore also [23].
Grazing while grazing [24], two thieves hijacked, reversed [25] and covered their mouths [26]. Go more than forty miles, virtual [27] sell it.
It is normal for children to make false [28] children's voices and be afraid of chestnuts [29], thieves are easy to [3 1] and get drunk. A person goes to the city [32], a person lies down and plants the blade on the road [33].
The boy waited for him to sleep [34], tied his back blade [35], and forced him [36] up and down to get rid of [37], because he took the blade and killed him. If you can't escape far, the market will come back and you will get the child. If it's terrible, you'll kill the child.
Qi [38] said: "For Jiro [39], which if [40] is? He treats me badly [4 1]. Cheng Lang can do anything after seeing Yu En. "
The marketer has been thinking for a long time [43]: "It is better to kill than not to kill. Is this sales?" Which one is more adept than selling it? Fortunately, it would be good to kill him. "Is to hide his body and take the children to the master's office [44].
The more bound, the stronger. In the middle of the night, the child rotates and is burned out by fire [45], although his hands are sour [46]; Take back the sword and kill the city.
Because of the large size [47], you are surprised by a deficiency. The boy said, "I am a boy in our district, and I shouldn't be a boy."
The thief caught me, but I was lucky enough to kill them both! I would like to hear [48] officially. "Virtual collectors BaiZhou [49], Dr Parker [50].
A big house calls a child, and a young one wishes [5 1] ears. Yan Zheng's Secretariat [52] is strange that he stayed in a small official and refused.
And clothes, official protection of hometown [53]. Those who rob and bind in the countryside look askance and dare not go through the door.
They all said, "Qin Wuyang [56] is two years old. How can he be close to killing No.2 [57]?" In Shi Shuo Xin Yu, Hua Xin and Wang Lang both took refuge by boat, but one of them wanted to be attached, so it was difficult for him. Lang said, "Fortunately, it is still wide. Why not? " After the thief chased him, the king wanted to give up his man.
Xin said, "That's why I became suspicious. That's why I doubt it. Now that I have accepted it, I would rather abandon evil in a hurry? " So I saved my life as before.
The world used this to judge the merits and demerits of China and the king. (Virtue) Yu Zhong and Zhong Hui have a bad reputation.
On the 13th, Wei Wendi heard about it and said to his father Zhong You, "You can send your second son." So goodbye.
Jade's face was covered with sweat, and the emperor said, "Why is your face covered with sweat?" Yu said to him, "I'm afraid of war and I'm sweating like a pulp." Question and answer session: "Why don't you sweat?" He said, "tremble, you dare not sweat."
(Speech) When the Yu Zhong brothers were young, they slept on duty for their father during the day because they stole medicine and wine together. His father felt it and let him watch.
Worship before drinking, and drink if you don't worship. Then asked why Yu worshipped, Yu said, "wine is a gift, and I dare not worship."
He also asked why he didn't worship, and would say, "Stealing is indecent, so I don't worship." (Speech) Seven-year-old Wang Rong tried to swim with children.
Look at the many branches of plum trees on the roadside. The children scrambled for it, but they didn't move.
People asked him and replied, "There are trees on the roadside, but there are many seeds, which will make plums bitter." Accept it and believe it.
(Su Hui).
3. What classical Chinese texts describe "ancient witty children"? 1. The day when two children argued-Lieyukou in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Sima Guang smashed the jar. The author of the Song Dynasty is unknown. 3. Son of Yang in Southern Dynasties. 4. Cao Chong is an elephant. Brief introduction to the story of classical Chinese in Jin Dynasty: 1.
2. Sima Guang smashed the tank: The story of Sima Guang smashing the tank with a big stone to save a classmate who fell into Tanqueray shows Sima Guang's wit and courage in an emergency. 3. The Son of Yang tells the story of Yang, a nine-year-old boy from a middle school, who tactfully answers questions from guests.
The story is simple, humorous and interesting. 4. "Cao Chong calls an elephant": Young Cao Chong, who called an elephant in a simple way, was praised as older. The key is to be good at observation and thinking so that children can do great things.
4. Regarding the wit of ancient children in classical Chinese, besides "Chen Taiqiu and his friends", please read a short version of Ode to Snow.
Wang Rong
Wang Rong is seven years old and tries to swim with other children. Look at the roadside. There are branches everywhere in Li Shu. The children are fighting for it, but they are unwilling to move. People asked him and replied, "There are trees on the roadside, but there are many seeds, which will make plums bitter." Accept it and believe it. -This story about bitter plum on the roadside was first recorded in Shi Shuo Xin Yu. This philosophical short story makes us put Wang Rong into the ranks of prodigies without hesitation. If Cao Chong's talent lies in solving problems, then Wang Rong's talent lies in observing and summarizing.
About Kong Rong, there is an allusion that "it's getting late, but it's not necessarily good".
Kong Rong was ten years old and went to Luoyang with his father. Li Yuanli became famous. Those who come to you are either talented, famous or relatives at the middle table. Only when the cabinet members were willing to deliver the message, Kong Rong came to the Li family alone and said to the doorman, "I am a relative of the Li family." After he delivered the message, the doorman invited people to meet him at the mansion. Li Yuanli asked, "What is your relationship with your servant?" Kong Rong said to Japan: "The ancestor Zhong Ni (Confucius) and the ancestor Bo Yang (Laozi) have the friendship of asking questions, and it is very good to take your servant as your friend." This sentence comes from a child of 10 years old, which surprised Li Yuanli and the guests present. Dr. Yang Chen, a Chinese medicine doctor, arrived later and heard about it. He said, "It's time, but it's not necessarily good to be older." Smart when you are young, not necessarily good when you grow up. This is a common thing, but not for Kong Rong. Unexpectedly, Kong Rong replied, "When I was young, I became a pawn."
Here, a technique of rest is used, which means that Chen Yi is now "big may not be good". Yang Chen was so embarrassed by this counterattack that he could not speak for a moment. A 10-year-old child, the celebrity was tongue-tied in one sentence, and Kong Rong's quick thinking was really amazing.
The monarch and ministers of Wu Dong have always maintained a warm relationship. Sun Quan often plays jokes on ministers. When Zhuge Ke was six years old, he attended a banquet in Wu Dong. He attended it with his father Zhu Gejin. Zhu Gejin pulled a long face, and Sun Quan brought a donkey. He wrote on it with chalk: "Zhuge Yuzi". Everyone laughed. But when he walked to the front, he picked up the chalk and wrote two words on it: "Zhuge Yuzi's donkey." The room is full of surprises. They were overjoyed and gave him the donkey. Another day, a big official gave a banquet, and Sun Quan ordered him to light a lamp. Zhang Xun went to Zhao's house, but Zhao didn't drink it, saying, "This is not a gift for the elderly." Quan said, "Can you drink with a strong hand?" But when he was ordered, he said, "Jiang Shang's father is 90 years old. He never said he was old. On this cold war day, Mr. Wang fell behind; On the day of drinking, Mr. Wang was in front: What do you mean by not supporting the elderly? " Zhao was speechless and had to stop drinking. The son of heaven loves it, so he lives to help the prince.
If you are satisfied, please adopt it.
5. The witty biography of ancient children in ancient children's areas of China [1] is selected from Liuhe Dongji.
Mr. Liu said: The more people [2], the more unkind they are [3], and the more boys and girls, the more they have to look at the goods [4]. Self-mutilation teeth [5] above, father and brother for their own interests to sell them [6]. If it is not enough, take another room [7] and tie the clip [8]. If necessary, [9] is too strong [10], and it will all be reduced to [1 1]. It's vulgar to kill thieves [12], but [13] has grown, so the weak [14] is bound. Han officials thought that they got benefits [15], and with [16], they did whatever they wanted [17]. Therefore, the account consumption in Vietnam is [18], and it is too little to take off [19]. However, it is amazing that the children's area won at the age of eleven [20], and [2 1] is also amazing. Gui department engaged in [22] Du is the rest of the story.
Children's sender, Chen Zhou Moore also [23]. Grazing while grazing [24], two thieves hijacked, reversed [25] and covered their mouths [26]. Go more than forty miles, virtual [27] sell it. It is normal for children to make false [28] children's voices and be afraid of chestnuts [29], thieves are easy to [3 1] and get drunk. A person goes to the city [32], a person lies down and plants the blade on the road [33]. The boy waited for him to sleep [34], tied his back blade [35], and forced him [36] up and down to get rid of [37], because he took the blade and killed him.
If you can't escape far, the market will come back and you will get the child. If it's terrible, you'll kill the child. Qi [38] said: "For Jiro [39], which if [40] is? He treats me badly [4 1]. Cheng Lang can do anything after seeing Yu En. " The marketer has been thinking for a long time [43]: "It is better to kill than not to kill. Is this sales?" Which one is more adept than selling it? Fortunately, it would be good to kill him. "Is to hide his body and take the children to the master's office [44]. The more bound, the stronger. In the middle of the night, the child rotates and is burned out by fire [45], although his hands are sour [46]; Take back the sword and kill the city. Because of the large size [47], you are surprised by a deficiency. The boy said, "I am a boy in our district, and I shouldn't be a boy." "The thief caught me, but I was lucky enough to kill them both! I would like to hear about it [48]. "
White state virtual officer [49], white doctor [50]. A big house calls a child, and a young one wishes [5 1] ears. Yan Zheng's Secretariat [52] is strange that he stayed in a small official and refused. And clothes, official protection of hometown [53]. Those who rob and bind in the countryside look askance and dare not go through the door. They all said, "Qin Wuyang [56] is two years old. How can he be close to killing No.2 [57]?"
In Shi Shuo Xin Yu
Hua Xin and Wang Lang both took refuge by boat, and one of them wanted to attach it, but it was difficult to attach it. Lang said, "Fortunately, it is still wide. Why not? " After the thief chased him, the king wanted to give up his man. Xin said, "That's why I became suspicious. That's why I doubt it. Now that I have accepted it, I would rather abandon evil in a hurry? " So I saved my life as before. The world used this to judge the merits and demerits of China and the king. (virtue)
Yu Zhong and Zhong Hui have a bad reputation. On the 13th, Wei Wendi heard about it and said to his father Zhong You, "You can send your second son." So goodbye. Sweat on your face,
The emperor said, "Why are you sweating?" Yu said to him, "I'm afraid of war and I'm sweating like a pulp." Question and answer session: "Why don't you sweat?" He said, "tremble, you dare not sweat." (Speech)
When the Yu Zhong brothers were young, they slept on duty for their father during the day, because they stole medicine and wine together. His father felt it and let him watch. Worship before drinking, and drink if you don't worship. Then asked why Yu worshipped, Yu said, "wine is a gift, and I dare not worship." He also asked why he didn't worship, and would say, "Stealing is indecent, so I don't worship." (Speech)
Wang Rong is seven years old and tries to swim with other children. Look at the many branches of plum trees on the roadside. The children scrambled for it, but they didn't move. People asked him and replied, "There are trees on the roadside, but there are many seeds, which will make plums bitter." Accept it and believe it. (Su Hui)
6. Witty answer in classical Chinese 1? A brief introduction to the text. The Son of Yang is selected from Shi Shuo Xin Yu in the Southern Dynasties. This is a novel that mainly records the anecdotes of gentry from the late Han Dynasty to the Jin Dynasty. This article tells the story of a nine-year-old boy in a family named Yang in Liang State. The main idea of the story is this: there is a family named Yang in Liang State, and there is a nine-year-old son who is very clever. One day, Junping Kong came to visit his father. Junping Kong called the child out. The child brought Junping Kong fruits, including bayberry. Junping Kong pointed to Yangmei and said, "This is your fruit." The child immediately replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird." The story is simple, humorous and interesting. The purpose of choosing this class is to expose students to classical Chinese and have a preliminary understanding of classical Chinese. The second is to understand the meaning of ancient Chinese; Third, let students feel the humor of the characters' language in the story. The teaching focus of this lesson is to guide students to read the text fluently, understand sentences and appreciate the humor of the characters' language. Sentence analysis. Understanding of (1) sentence. Yang's son, nine years old, is very clever. This sentence points out the characters and characteristics of the article and plays a role throughout the whole text. Junping Kong is interested in his father, but when his father is away, he will shout loudly. Judging from the fact that Junping Kong came to visit the child's father, the relationship between the two families is very good, and they often go back and forth. So when you know this child, it is natural to know from the context that this child has brought fruit to Junping Kong. It seems that the child is very polite and good at entertaining guests. (4) Confucius pointed out to his son and said, "This is the fruit of your family." The son replied, "I didn't know peacocks were masters of poultry." This is the key part of the story. When Junping Kong saw Yangmei, he thought of the child's surname and deliberately teased the child and said, "This is the fruit of your family." It means your surname is Yang. This simple joke is very humorous. The child replied, "I haven't heard that peacock is your bird." Where is the clever answer? Junping Kong made a fuss about surnames, and so did the children. The peacock thought of Kong's surname: The best thing is that he didn't directly say "Peacock is a family poultry", but took a negative way, saying "I haven't heard of peacock as a family poultry", and tactfully answered, which not only showed due courtesy, but also expressed the meaning of "Since Peacock is not your bird, Yangmei is the fruit of my family", leaving Junping Kong speechless. Because he wants to admit that the peacock is his bird, what he said is tenable. The language is humorous. "Poultry" in the sentence is different from "Poultry" now, and "home" and "Poultry" here express their meanings independently. (2) Understanding of words. Last name, the word representing family. Master: Used as a courtesy title for a scholar or teacher. Setting: Placement and decoration. 1? Can write 6 new words and know 3 new words. Can read and write words such as "poultry" correctly. Read the text with emotion. Recite the text. Can understand the words and phrases according to the notes, understand the content of the text, and appreciate the children's cleverness in handling the language in the story? 55000000600606 This is the first time that primary school students come into contact with classical Chinese. Learning this article should focus on guiding students to read the article correctly, and pay special attention to the appropriate pause. Examples are as follows:/Yang/Nine years old, very smart. /Yi/His father, father/is not here, and Nai/Hoor is out. Set fruit, fruit/bayberry for/. Confucius/Pointing at Xiuzi/Yue: Although the text is concise, it is less than 100 words, but it is difficult for students to understand the meaning of ancient and modern words. It is suggested to take the following steps to help students understand the meaning of the passage: (1) Students try to read the passage, and the teacher gives a reading demonstration according to the students' reading situation to help students read the passage smoothly on the basis of correct reading. (2) After reading the text, students should understand the meaning of each sentence according to the notes, illustrations and context. Is "Poultry" the current "Poultry"? Let students understand the context. After students understand the content of the text, guide them to read and recite the text with emotion. In reading, they can appreciate the beauty of nine-year-old children's answers and exchange experiences on this issue. Teachers can guide students to compare "Peacock is the owner's poultry" and "I don't know if Peacock is the owner's poultry", and experience the tactfulness and wit of children's answers. Other short stories about speech expression in Shi Shuo Xin Yu. There are three words that are easy to make mistakes, so we should pay special attention to them. According to the actual situation of writing, students should be reminded that "Yue" can't be written as "Day", and "Hui" and "Bird" should not only be written as symmetrical structures, but also pay attention to the correctness of strokes. There are two polyphonic words to guide students to read correctly. One is to read "wèi" for "sitting fruit", and the other is to read "should" and "answer". Regarding "comprehensive learning", I sorted out the tips of comprehensive learning after class. The purpose of this comprehensive study is to remind teachers that this comprehensive study should start from the teaching of this class and run through the whole group. The purpose of this comprehensive study is to guide students to discover and collect exquisite languages after class, accumulate and learn to use artistic and attractive languages through various forms of Chinese activities, and feel the richness and beauty of the motherland's language! To organize this comprehensive study, we must first mobilize the enthusiasm of each student, guide students to define tasks and methods, and implement group division of labor and activity arrangements. We can independently determine a certain activity mode according to learning tips, such as collecting idioms and essays; Collect tips and advertising words and write advertising words; Collect wonderful dialogues from cross talk, storytelling or film and television dramas and perform them. Secondly, in the process of activities, teachers should grasp the information in time, adjust and guide in time. Students can maintain a positive activity mentality through daily communication with students, calling group leaders to report the progress of activities, organically combining with text learning, and summarizing in time. They really should give students a stage to show their learning achievements and a "display platform" must have a lot of "review and expansion".
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