Praise your own sentences with humor.

1. People love each other, flowers bloom, and cars have a flat tire. I've been chased, but I've never been overtaken.

2. If being handsome is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. If being cool is a mistake, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I will be chopped to pieces.

3. One day, when I was on the street, suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me empty.

4. Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

5. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Chinese New Year. The first couplet reads: Watching the back fans with thousands of troops; the second couplet reads: The girl turned her head and jumped off the building with love; handsome!

6. How can I be so handsome that I dare not go out? I am afraid that all men and boys will fall in love when I go out.

7. When I look in the mirror, I am often startled by my appearance!

8. Didn't you see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~

9. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: the earth collapses, the water flows backwards, ghosts are sad, beauty and wisdom are combined, heroes and chivalry incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom, and cars see a flat tire ~

1. One day I yelled at the sky: I am not handsome, and God heard it, and a lightning bolt came down. Who told you to lie?