Local folk songs, ballads and jokes circulating in Harbin (healthy content required)

Jin Juhua, a silver chrysanthemum, is a wealthy family.

It is really difficult to be a rich daughter-in-law.

I also want to talk about my parents who stole Gu Mi.

What happened to my parents?

Gold-inlaid roof pillars and silver-inlaid beams. Golden silk bamboo poles hang clothes,

Grinding bricks to fill the light of the golden hall, as long as the slate hall.

Even the dew is lazy (reading), don't sit as little as the sun (noon).

It is lazy and hot at noon (studying), so don't rest like it is dark (at night).

Dizziness and laziness at night.

Don't get up at five.

Jin Juhua, put on the green clothes, get dressed and go to mom.

Sister sees a smile, brother sees sitting up,

Mother saw busy cooking.

Sister-in-law saw peeling, closed the drawer and locked the cupboard.

Don't eat your sister-in-law's home-cooked meals, don't wear your sister-in-law's wedding dress,

If mom and grandpa come to play, don't come to play.

Grass grows at the front door, wolf clothes at the back door, and never come to play again.

Cattle plow, horses eat (eat) food, the poor work hard, the rich enjoy happiness, and I eat bones and meat.

Yazhuang Mountain has a broad back and yellow mud washes clothes.

Rain is like the Pacific Ocean, and drought is like an airport.

Yazhuang is a good place and Huangni Mountain has become a granary.

Tea and sugar crops are everywhere, and people's lives have changed a lot.

Jingzhou, digging water; Big Chen Yi, You Maotong (refers to the bodhisattva carved with Maotong tree, the weather is dry.

Pick up in the open air and pray for rain); After Wuyi, work; Look at heaven under the stones in the pond.

It's snowing, fall down, you fall down, climb up.

Give a hand to your relatives and friends. You have to return the wine and the tea.

Golden pheasant and silver pheasant fly to Yiwu.

Planting cattail (gourd cattail) at Qiaotou, Yiwu,

Both Dapu and Xiaopu have been beaten (picked), and there are still some Pukou (pedicles) left to invite husbands.

My husband thinks my soup is bitter and my tea is cloudy.

Cooking with white rice is disrespectful to me, and spinning is disrespectful to me.

Shave off your hair and become a nun.

No, nuns can't. Street dogs pull cloth skirts.

The cloth skirt is flawed, but the teacher should not change the clothes.

On March 3rd and April 8th, many women in the mountains worshipped Bodhisattva.

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Cake, full of stuffing (chanting), Aoki ash, full of rubbing,

Long hair flower, full head insert, full foot flower shoelaces and shoehorns.

Go up the steps to call aunt, and go down the steps to feed (call) aunt (Miss Ma).

Go straight, bang, bang, and then slip away,

You will call me petty in the future.

I wonder if your feet are wide?

Measure seven inches and three inches horizontally and one foot and eight straight.

The pine trees on the mountain are tall and straight, and the heroes underground are magnificent.

Strong is better than strong, a good bird should cherish its own hair.

The county grandfather bought a vertical house, the township head ate wine and meat, and the people cried for me.