Want a super funny joke?

This is an eternal story. A long time ago, a young man lost his beloved girl. He went through a lot of hardships and came to the girl. The girl said to him affectionately, "how about ... get out!" " "

The hunter saw a bird in the sky and missed three shots, but the bird still fell. It turned out that the bird patted its chest and said, scared to death, scared to death!

I saw a penny on the side of the road, and I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "

The blind and the lame ride together, and the lame watch the road. Suddenly he saw a deep ditch and exclaimed, Gougougou! The blind man turned around and sang: Ole Ole Ole! So they fell into the ditch!

I miss those days very much. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers see you, they all praise you: hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: what a good boy, such a small grade came out to release pigs!

Once again, your watery eyes looked at you emotionally. I panicked and tried to avoid your sight, but you ran after me. I know how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, Whose dog is not tied up?