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You will pay for this! Who said that?
In a history class in a famous university, the professor is asking students from all over the world: "To be or not to be. Whose mouth does this famous saying come from? "
After a long silence, Gutian stood up and said, "william shakespeare."
"Very well, who is known as" the conscience of Europe "?
"Roman Roland."
"Set me free or let me die. Who did this famous saying first come from? "
"Batlik Henry said it in 1775."
"Good, then, who said' of the people, by the people and for the people'?"
"In 1863, abraham lincoln said it."
"Exactly, classmates. It was a Japanese student who answered the question just now, but as a student from a European country, he couldn't answer it. It's a pity." The professor said with emotion.
"Fuck the Japanese!" Suddenly someone let out a cry.
"who! Who said that! " The professor's voice trembled with anger.
"In 1945, President Truman said." John stood up.
"What do you think you are doing?" The professor said angrily.
"Madonna said." Jack also stood up.
"it's disgusting, it's lawless." The professor was trembling with anger.
"In 1991, when Bush met with the Japanese Prime Minister, he said it." Stephen couldn't sit still either.
The class immediately fell into chaos, and all the students began to talk about it, and some students began to boo: "Yeah! That's fucking awesome. "
" Clinton told Lewinsky. " Mary answered without expression.
The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Gutian: "You are a dog shit, and if you dare to speak again, I will kill you."
"In 21, Gary condit told Revy. (Note: Revy was a White House intern who was murdered in Washington in 21. Condit, his ex-boyfriend and Democrat, was arrested as a suspect)
The professor was so angry that he couldn't speak. After a while, he strode to the door. When he got to the door, he gave everyone a cold look: "I'll be back."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger said." Bob finally got in a word.
Gutian's aggrieved hand: "I didn't do anything bad, why did this happen? "
" Leslie Cheung said. " Li Xiaoli replied with an adoring look
All the students were in a circle, and Tom was a little depressed: "Damn it, we are finished."
"Hitler said." Hannova answered immediately.
A student said, "Damn it, we are in big trouble this time."
"In 22, Arthur Anderson said it." Jane replied.
(Note: Arthur Anderson, Andersen Accounting Office, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 22 because of the Enron scandal)
Wright sighed: "Today will be a very meaningful day."
"what bin laden said." Chris is finally proud that he can say a name.
"This is by no means my proudest day." Gutian said with shame. Jokes
"Tony Blair said it." I don't know who is answering.
At this moment, the principal and the professor came in together. His face was livid, and he said almost word for word, "You will pay for this!"
"Stalin said." The whole class answered in unison.
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